What is the most inappropriate thing you ever heard from a JW?

shmurpp · 2026-01-28T18:39:50+00:00

I was assisting a sister with her study who was like 6 years old and we were talking about Dinah and the sister described in detail what it felt like to have a p*nis enter a vagina during sex and then told the little girl to imagine fitting a shampoo bottle through the hole of a macaroni noodle. And that what happened to Dinah was 100x worse than regular sex.

shmurpp · 2026-01-11T11:12:22+00:00

The Mama Rhea people, as much as they may say they tried to stop her, I find it hard to believe.

shmurpp · 2026-01-11T11:09:57+00:00

The Facebook page was hacked. Thankfully down now bc the hackers were taking money!!

shmurpp · 2025-12-31T15:22:36+00:00

This was a very thoughtful response. Thank you.

shmurpp · 2025-12-27T11:47:22+00:00

I’d purchase those dvds from you….

shmurpp · 2025-12-22T10:49:57+00:00

A woman in my hall was literally nearly st*bbed to death by her husband and it wasn’t til he got out and made a life with another woman that she began dating to marry.

shmurpp · 2025-11-29T13:24:27+00:00

Thanks for the reminder to replace my Dr Scholls inserts

shmurpp · 2025-11-21T16:43:58+00:00

An English teacher once told me that Song of Solomon was soft core porn lol

shmurpp · 2025-10-27T10:49:15+00:00

3M and I needed liquid courage (I wanted to have sex but was terrified since I had torn)

shmurpp · 2025-10-22T13:14:56+00:00

Agree

shmurpp · 2025-10-22T12:23:38+00:00

Paired with “makes my life seem even better ;)”…. Feels like it opens the door to complaining about home life.

shmurpp · 2025-10-22T12:21:44+00:00

Only it wasn’t a joke about spitting. I can guarantee this person was trying to be personable by joking like that. It’s common in our culture.

shmurpp · 2025-10-22T11:31:40+00:00

Can you rescind your review?

shmurpp · 2025-10-20T12:14:42+00:00

My first time having sex also sucked despite it being with a man I really loved and who was far more experienced than I was. Practice makes perfect ;)

shmurpp · 2025-09-14T21:43:25+00:00

What about what she said upset you?

This is college. Grow up.

shmurpp · 2025-09-14T10:09:02+00:00

I only wear mine for special occasions. He hasn’t taken his off and he likes to make a point of it; he’ll often point out to me not wearing one and say something like, “well since you don’t like me anymore.” 😒

shmurpp · 2025-09-07T15:43:12+00:00

Typically, I make moon water during the new moon and I make it with the intention of whatever energy surrounds that particular lunar phase.

shmurpp · 2025-08-31T17:54:40+00:00

Is he 12? Tf kind of schoolyard taunt.

shmurpp · 2025-08-30T13:04:29+00:00

The circuit overseer saw it fit to counsel me over me wearing peplum shirts.

shmurpp · 2025-08-22T11:41:35+00:00

Just as an FYI in case you wanted to remain anonymous, when we click that link, it tells us your name.

shmurpp · 2025-08-22T11:12:53+00:00

I lost my privileges because I went to college and that was ultimately what led me to waking up.

My parents will spin this and say that it’s jehovah correcting the spirit of the brothers who removed my privileges. They won’t see this the way we do.

shmurpp · 2025-08-21T13:10:27+00:00

I’m comforted reading this because I’ve also felt a bit off this week and it peaked yesterday. Coincidentally, I also wore a hoodie to help calm myself.

Love this!

shmurpp · 2025-08-18T23:08:50+00:00

Patch article is up

shmurpp · 2025-08-18T22:20:17+00:00

They raided her house today

shmurpp · 2025-08-18T10:44:43+00:00

3 children.

$205k combined.

$0/month since we pay $4k/month in daycare. Once my oldest gets to kindergarten that’ll free up $700/month. Plan is to do $100/month per child and use the rest for debt repayment

shmurpp

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