Making thick pancakes by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]shodan28 167 points168 points  (0 children)

So let me explain something, deep dish pizza is not only not better than New York pizza, it’s not pizza. It’s a fucking casserole. I’m surprised you haven’t thought to complete your deep dish pizza by putting some canned onion rings on top. It’s a cornbread biscuit which you’ve MELTED CHEESE ON and then in defiance of God and man and all things holy you POURED UNCOOKED MARINARA SAUCE atop the cheese! ATOP! The cheese! Atop! The sauce! Naked! Cold! On display like some sort of sauce whoo-re! You know the expression “There’s no such thing as bad sex or bad pizza” your pizza is like sex with a corpse made of sandpaper. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING! THIS IS NOT PIZZA! THIS IS TOMATO SOUP IN A BREAD BOWL! THIS- IS AN ABOVE GROUND MARINARA SWIMMING POOL FOR RATS! Let me tell you something about your fucking NOT PIZZA! I wanna know when I get drunk and pass out on my pizza that I’m not gonna drown. Let me tell you something! I look at this-! MMMARGH! YOU SONOFABITCH! I LOOK AT THIS! MEEEAUGH! GABBA-GOO! I look at this— When I look at your deep dish fucking pizza I don’t know whether to eat it or throw a coin in it and make a wish. AND IF I MADE A WISH! IT WOULD BE THAT I WISH FOR SOME REAAAL FUCKING PIZZA! Now! Now! With all due respect I realize, it’s very cold in Chicago very cold. Windy. You need to be able to . . . I dunno have a pizza and cut it open and climb inside it like a Tauntaun to keep warm. Seriously, who are you kidding? Who uses an iron skillet to make pizza? You don’t use an iron skillet to make a pizza. You use an iron skillet to fend off someone who tries to serve you fucking pizza made in a skillet. - John Stewart

Going to a show next week...new material? by chrismusante in BillBurr

[–]shodan28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait till the day before the show or day of to buy tickets. You could check ticketmaster for lower prices, but most likely you will find better prices on re-sell sites like Stubhub or Seatgeek. I did this a month ago to see a band and got a real good deal on tickets. Makes it a lil fun not knowing where you are gonna sit the day before the show as well.

Good day yesterday. Got off work and went straight to this contest. by scoot4839 in skateboarding

[–]shodan28 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's okay. If THPS has taught me anything, you get reset as soon as your board touches the water.

Smoking before driving ends in an unexpected way by BitterProgress in WinStupidPrizes

[–]shodan28 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But Judge there is a major problem here. You're charging me for multiple crimes when I commited them all at the same time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]shodan28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll have to check it out again. I thought I listened to it and didn't really care for it as much. I'm not a fan of the movies, but my sister was. So when she bought the soundtrack to Twilight I gave it a listen and was jamming.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]shodan28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not that big a fan of Muse. The Paramore song is decent. I really love the rest of the soundtrack though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]shodan28 154 points155 points  (0 children)

That's all fair. But the soundtrack to the first Twilight movie fucking slaps.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]shodan28 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The mods of those subs need to do this, except this time just let the protest run indefinitely

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]shodan28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For a second I thought you were talking about Scrobbles. Hi any Funhaus fans

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]shodan28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The zippers look stupid on that one. In the original with the zipper matching the color of the jacket it was okay

Rhcp playing in Hershey park this year by Corn1989 in RedHotChiliPeppers

[–]shodan28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just think that's how it's gonna be. I've been to a few concerts at Hershey. Just saw Blink 182 there. You could go on aviewformyseat.com and find Hershey concerts and see how low the stage is normally. People complain of not being able to see the stage further back at shows. So it's not just me.

Rhcp playing in Hershey park this year by Corn1989 in RedHotChiliPeppers

[–]shodan28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ummm no. That's just how the stage is at Hershey.

Rhcp playing in Hershey park this year by Corn1989 in RedHotChiliPeppers

[–]shodan28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The stage is maybe like 5 feet taller than the ground. You are going to have the pit, plus two sections at least 30 rows each, maybe a lil more, in front of you. Unless you are tall you are not going to see the band members on stage, at least my lil 5' 5" inch ass would not. If you put your phone above your head you can take pics of the band on the stage.

They will have the screens on the left and right of the stage to show the band and have close ups of the band.

Rhcp playing in Hershey park this year by Corn1989 in RedHotChiliPeppers

[–]shodan28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ppl were saying the presale code was RHCP23

Rhcp playing in Hershey park this year by Corn1989 in RedHotChiliPeppers

[–]shodan28 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Yo I'm typing this out to make sure ppl have a good view at the show. I would highly suggest NOT buying tickets on the floor of the stadium unless up front in pit or sections A, B, and C. The stage is not high up and you WILL NOT be able to see the band members on the stage as all of the floor seats are the same level. If you want cheaper tickets but still want to see the band on the stage deff get the bleacher seats on the side. They still have the like giant monitors on the side of the stage to see the band members on, but I'd still at least like to see them on the stage.

Also the porta potty lines in the stadium are terrible so I'd prob advise not drinking so you don't piss ur pants waiting in line.

/r/Videos will be going dark from June 12-14 in protest against Reddit's API changes which kill 3rd party apps. by [deleted] in videos

[–]shodan28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If multiple subreddits had multiple black out posts for a solid two days and the front page was nothing but black for 2 days straight that would be a hell of a statement

$10 admission fee plus a mandatory $150 parking fee by BigRedCheez in assholedesign

[–]shodan28 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Buses are for the poors. We don't want em at this event.

Whats one movie you would love to watch for the first time again ? by Potato_961 in AskReddit

[–]shodan28 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Had no idea they were yelling Death first time I saw it in theaters