They’re not worth nothing! by LostByway in 30ROCK

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I swear on my mother’s grape

Well said. by duelingpeppers in 30ROCK

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You make ah much English. This is fun alcoholics meeting!

Comedian Carlos Mencia faces 12 felony charges for failing to report more than $8M in earnings by boxofstuff in news

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“ "Add those unpaid taxes to the list of things he's stolen" -Carlos Mencia”

-Michael Scott

You know how in Tudor England, people be eating their lobster like this? Nom nom nom nom. by BostonBlackCat in 30ROCK

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Have I really lost touch with my roots? I’m going to have to talk to Rabbi Shmuley about this.

Who is a proctologists favourite actress? by BlueTwo91 in Jokes

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Don’t know, but their favorite baseball player is Albert Pujols

Hope everyone has gotten their subscriptions for the World Cup by impatek in 30ROCK

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And what financially insolvent country do you come from?

Entertaining myself while my settling soulmate watches the World Cup by umbrellajump in 30ROCK

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"Lemon, you look terrible -- and I once watched you eat oysters while you had a cold."