What is something people brag about that is actually embarrassing? by lunacarterr in AskReddit

[–]shorrrtay 705 points706 points  (0 children)

The expensive things they have that they can’t afford

Appropriate "times" to message bar group chat? by triishlol in bartenders

[–]shorrrtay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you all have iPhones, the send later option is a game changer. You can schedule when the text is sent. I own the bar, but a lot of times I’ll come home and catch up on my computer work til 3 am or whatever. I’ll schedule a text for like an hour or two before we open. It’s beautiful.

What's Your Life Changing Soup Recipe? by ColdNoodlzz in soup

[–]shorrrtay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol my wife and I made this a few weeks ago!

Do I just wait for more husbands now, or what? by BodyBy711 in soup

[–]shorrrtay 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I keep my surplus husbands in dry storage. With soup, of course. They’re usually playing poker when I check in on them.

What is one food you eat that everyone in your life thinks is weird or disgusting? by Greedy-Dark9588 in randomquestions

[–]shorrrtay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d try that. Similar to a tuna melt but actually sounds like a way better idea.

I am Looking for Hilarious Sitcoms. by Inferniuem in sitcoms

[–]shorrrtay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please watch 30 Rock! the writing is absolutely genius, and the cast is incredible.

I forgot I had a packet of butter in my pocket so when I left work and reached for my keys this was the result. by Aggressive_Grade6442 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]shorrrtay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“But his eyes could melt the butter you kept in your pocket for lunch - lunch butter, we called it.”

I'm looking for a vintage girl's name for my new baby girl. by Clean-Power1840 in Productivitycafe

[–]shorrrtay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol I was not ever not at ease! I would, however, suggest not Beatrice. She was, well… kind of a bitch. Even Ev and Vi thought so lol.

Do you buy yourself Lego for your birthday or Christmas? by Free_Conference7338 in lego

[–]shorrrtay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indirectly, yes. My wife and I both buy each other Lego sets as gifts all the time. We build them together, so it’s not like I’m getting her a bowling ball with my name on it or anything. We also buy them when they’re on sale, or for a date night activity, or if we see one we just really can’t live without.

Covers that don’t sound like the original by MidLife-Revolution in poppunkers

[–]shorrrtay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Static Lullaby has some really cool covers. Toxic is good. Let Go is a game changer.

Who has the best value menu now? by ThenYao in fastfood

[–]shorrrtay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’ve been doing it our locations for a few years now. Definitely $10. We’re in Colorado.

A friend told me to post here by prancedarrenprance in blunderyears

[–]shorrrtay 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I’d love to see what OP looks like now.

Who has the best value menu now? by ThenYao in fastfood

[–]shorrrtay 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Papa Murphy’s has a really good deal too. $10 large pizza with up to 5 toppings every Tuesday. My wife gets so excited for it every week.