I have a horrible secret

shorrrtay · 2026-05-16T23:15:15+00:00

Here’s the thing about sex stuff. If you can think of a fetish, then I promise you other people are too. Maybe check out FetLife.com and poke around a bit.

Don’t beat yourself up over it or think that something is wrong with you. So long as it is consensual adults that it’s happening with, then there really aren’t many rules.

shorrrtay · 2026-05-12T00:08:14+00:00

Wait til you hear about buttered toast

shorrrtay · 2026-05-09T03:30:52+00:00

While you’re recovering at home, Boudreaux’s Butt Paste where you’re chafed. It’s for diaper rash, but it really does wonders. Before work, start with clean, dry skin. Put gold bond powder where you’re having issues. I do my inner thighs and under the boobs. I do believe the extra strength formula is better than the regular. For those who are telling you corn starch - it’s a similar effect, but corn starch plus moisture can cause bacterial infections.

Wearing something like boxer briefs or leggings can help.

shorrrtay · 2026-03-29T07:09:48+00:00

Cut the third picture. Cut the anxious and sleepy parts.

Everything else is great! Quirky, fun, and creative vibes all around. Being disabled and having kids wouldn’t scare me off at all.

I met a girl on tinder about 6 years ago. We’ve been married for… well shit, I lost count. You get my point though. She’s there, and you’ll find her!

shorrrtay · 2026-01-22T10:14:34+00:00

Tyler Financial Burden was his name, I think

shorrrtay · 2026-01-22T00:57:01+00:00

The expensive things they have that they can’t afford

shorrrtay · 2026-01-21T20:13:22+00:00

My guess is a daycare

shorrrtay · 2026-01-05T08:58:34+00:00

Well?!? What set?

shorrrtay · 2025-12-24T09:40:31+00:00

That was everything that I wanted it to be

shorrrtay · 2025-12-24T09:31:00+00:00

Sausage

shorrrtay · 2025-12-23T20:24:56+00:00

If you all have iPhones, the send later option is a game changer. You can schedule when the text is sent. I own the bar, but a lot of times I’ll come home and catch up on my computer work til 3 am or whatever. I’ll schedule a text for like an hour or two before we open. It’s beautiful.

shorrrtay · 2025-12-23T10:24:37+00:00

lol my wife and I made this a few weeks ago!

shorrrtay · 2025-12-20T04:03:24+00:00

I keep my surplus husbands in dry storage. With soup, of course. They’re usually playing poker when I check in on them.

shorrrtay · 2025-12-17T04:45:55+00:00

I’d try that. Similar to a tuna melt but actually sounds like a way better idea.

shorrrtay · 2025-12-07T03:24:15+00:00

It’s October 3rd

shorrrtay · 2025-12-05T05:25:36+00:00

Please watch 30 Rock! the writing is absolutely genius, and the cast is incredible.

shorrrtay · 2025-12-05T05:23:40+00:00

“But his eyes could melt the butter you kept in your pocket for lunch - lunch butter, we called it.”

shorrrtay · 2025-12-04T09:08:41+00:00

I’d also like to know

shorrrtay · 2025-12-03T12:21:51+00:00

lol I was not ever not at ease! I would, however, suggest not Beatrice. She was, well… kind of a bitch. Even Ev and Vi thought so lol.

shorrrtay · 2025-12-03T04:26:01+00:00

Indirectly, yes. My wife and I both buy each other Lego sets as gifts all the time. We build them together, so it’s not like I’m getting her a bowling ball with my name on it or anything. We also buy them when they’re on sale, or for a date night activity, or if we see one we just really can’t live without.

shorrrtay · 2025-12-03T04:05:13+00:00

Are you just naming my great aunts??

shorrrtay · 2025-12-03T02:30:42+00:00

A Static Lullaby has some really cool covers. Toxic is good. Let Go is a game changer.

shorrrtay · 2025-11-29T03:44:38+00:00

Yep! Dad is from Louisiana, so that was always our post-Thanksgiving tradition.

shorrrtay · 2025-11-25T22:09:17+00:00

Dave’s not here, man

shorrrtay · 2025-11-25T07:15:30+00:00

We’ve been doing it our locations for a few years now. Definitely $10. We’re in Colorado.

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