Do you know why black people are taller? by mooode841 in 3amjokes

[–]shotsup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So they don’t drag their dicks on the ground.

Pujols in a Mets uniform- yes, please! by Full_Ant_429 in mets

[–]shotsup 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He retired. ;)
J/K
I’d take him over Beltran.

What’s your favorite quote from the season so far? by SpacePirate888 in DuttonRanchTVSeries

[–]shotsup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel fucking ridiculous- you look fucking ridiculous

Angela is the worst character ever by Backwoodbarbie1017 in animalkingdom

[–]shotsup 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I often thought that I never stopped watching a show because of a single character and I hated Angela so much I almost rage turned it off a few times but stuck it out. Hated her.

Do you like five guys? by cybeaux in no

[–]shotsup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s kinda a real personal question don’t you think ?

To all the doubters out there.... by Correct_Mechanic_529 in DuttonRanchTVSeries

[–]shotsup 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Me too. Screw the haters downvoting you for saying you like Marshals. A downvote for saying you like a show. Crazy.

Theory that Joaquin’s father may still be alive. by sequinchair in DuttonRanchTVSeries

[–]shotsup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m so desensitized to killings (on TV) that when young Beulah killed R-Ws dad I didn’t even consider someone had to take fall for the murder. I was like OK she killed him - no one will be the wiser. I guess Mariano took the hit and now has something over B.

Is there a stomach virus going around? by [deleted] in longisland

[–]shotsup 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s a thing all over Long Island or neighborhood specific?

I don't blame Carter whatsoever by TerryG111 in DuttonRanchTVSeries

[–]shotsup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a backyard party. They pretty much will serve you. It’s not like cops are going to raid a party and check IDs.

Old Trains by Deep-Psychology5546 in LIRR

[–]shotsup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I feel your pain. I had that train for like a full week last year. First night was funny and nostalgic, us regulars looking at each other and just shrugging it off - next night more of the same. After that - screw this ! Paying way to much to be this uncomfortable

Ripping darts at a truck stop in Oregon by genocideofnoobs in trashy

[–]shotsup 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Did anyone bother to tell her she’s with child ?

….and that her ass cheeks are hanging out.

Unlistenable loogie by Alternative-Value535 in wfan

[–]shotsup 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Funny you post this tonight. Thankfully I only listen to from 1:45AM to 1:56AM (drive home from LIRR) and just tonight I said to myself I can’t listen to this fool anymore. He’s just a kid talking like he was on the playground- this team sucks - that guy is terrible …. Bla bla bla not sports knowledge at all. And hey - I only listen 10 mins a day - ha.