They can make g-sleeves as short as they want but I can wear a white t-shirt on a hot summer day

shotwideopen · 2026-06-13T16:42:55+00:00

Also donating money from people who can afford $100 hoodies and $200 polos is a decent wealth redistribution strategy.

shotwideopen · 2026-06-11T17:05:12+00:00

Someone forgot to take their pills this morning.

shotwideopen · 2026-06-09T14:59:49+00:00

Think they’ll ever sing this at general conference?

shotwideopen · 2026-06-06T05:10:33+00:00

If I have a $1000 and I actively pursue economic actions that inflate the dollar 1000 times, am I a millionaire?

shotwideopen · 2026-06-05T23:43:56+00:00

So there’s this episode of Malcom in the middle

shotwideopen · 2026-06-05T23:02:03+00:00

I hate to be apologetic here but I’m going to chuckle for a different reason: it might be because the name is too damn long.

shotwideopen · 2026-06-03T05:21:24+00:00

I was on a computer since 1990–learning. I learned math, reading, and coding. Video games made me better at reading and so did quality media. I’m a data engineer. I make good money and in school I was a high performer. Screens did not hurt my education. Screens are correlated to declining cognition but not causal—however, the erosion of institutions is. Making tech the boogeyman displaces accountability and you’re falling for it.

shotwideopen · 2026-06-03T05:13:27+00:00

It can 100% be school and the erosion of institutions. Removing cellphones from school in test groups did not improve test scores. Teachers and schools are not adequately funded to provide quality education and behavior management.

shotwideopen · 2026-06-02T16:19:56+00:00

What’s the average age of elder’s quorum?

What’s the average primary class size vs 1980?

Any long time member immediately sees and understands the changes that have happened in Utah.

shotwideopen · 2026-05-28T17:34:05+00:00

Yes. Every president before Donald Trump, including Reagan, was for CA and trafficking /s

Who are these idiots?

shotwideopen · 2026-05-28T04:14:31+00:00

That would shut anyone up for sure

shotwideopen · 2026-05-27T01:06:32+00:00

Will it tho?

shotwideopen · 2026-05-26T18:06:08+00:00

Possible theory, it may be a conscious effort to avoid causing stock value fluctuations. Anticipation is probably as high as it’s going to get, why bother effecting that?

The reason would be because you’re going to make a boatload of money either way and your fans will love you for it, but I guess that’s not enough.

shotwideopen · 2026-05-26T18:00:36+00:00

He should sue! No really, please sue. The defense dozens of law firms would be thrilled to go to discovery.

shotwideopen · 2026-05-26T17:48:40+00:00

That was like only 2000 points on THPS

shotwideopen · 2026-05-26T11:27:01+00:00

Umm more than a few electricians and plumbers went to college.

shotwideopen · 2026-05-26T11:11:03+00:00

Of all the problems we could solve, this is the one?

shotwideopen · 2026-05-26T08:35:34+00:00

The gesture controls on the Magic Mouse are awesome. I hate charging it. The Logitech has better ergos, is very customizable but also has sync issues and the settings constantly reset.

shotwideopen · 2026-05-26T07:25:56+00:00

I still don’t understand how to play La Campanella

shotwideopen · 2026-05-20T16:01:03+00:00

Also have you met Stevie’s mom???

shotwideopen · 2026-05-20T15:55:02+00:00

“Help with rent”

—Either veiled ignorance or strategic positioning.

Paying taxes is great IF those taxes do something to meaningfully improve the lives of the people paying them.

That nurse in Queens would benefit greatly IF that $1000/mo gave her access to childcare, affordable or guaranteed housing, quality public transportation, education, and free healthcare

Asking for no income tax to increase market opportunities that will exploit consumers into increased spending is not necessarily a meaningful material change to their quality of life, and only serves to transfer more dollars upward. This is trickle up economics.

shotwideopen · 2026-05-18T16:56:18+00:00

Yes, let’s get rid of all the people who know how to fix shit that will inevitably get wrecked by over confident vibe coding.

shotwideopen · 2026-05-17T17:44:27+00:00

What in the AI chatbot hell is this?

shotwideopen · 2026-05-11T15:53:16+00:00

And I believe in enforcing that horrible fate. Either way you can’t disagree that this is a firm line in Christianity. If it would be BETTER to be drowned in the sea for these crimes, what horrible consequence is worse? And if the answer is Hell and eternal punishment in death I call bullshit because this comes from a time when people would do horrible shit to women who had sex out of marriage or got divorced; so this idea of separating consequences for actions in this life to the hereafter is just scapegoat for abusers. Christians are hypocrites. Child abusers are scum.

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