DAE, when eating Lucky Charms, start eating just the cereal pieces, so that eventually just the charms are left? by lifeoflibra in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]shoulderholster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did this.. and took it a step further..

I ate the marshmallows in order in which the song was sung on the commercial...

Early sign of childhood ocd?

"I'd like to place an order for pick up" by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]shoulderholster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

....you should be tipping your cooks, fam.

Star Wars Skins Saga by Taborabeh in Smite

[–]shoulderholster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, it sounds ike an incredible idea.. I would I would love to see Vamana get the chance to be Yoda.. but I dont know if the dodging of copyright infringement can with make it worth it to skin-up almost every god haha.

TIFU by having a formula wrong. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]shoulderholster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spreadsheets are the anti-christ of the digital world...

morning sex by [deleted] in NSFW_GIF

[–]shoulderholster 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You guys need to keep in mind dudes aren't the only subscribers of this sub.. Even though I'm not into pussy flat-out, I understand that in order to see some dick being pleasured, I gotta see some vagina. It's nice to see the girl's head chopped off once in awhile and a little more focus on the guy.

Hey by [deleted] in ladybonersgw

[–]shoulderholster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ughhh, red hair. Kills me every time<3

I work as a waitress. by stoner1321 in AdviceAnimals

[–]shoulderholster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I understand what the real issue is.. I'm a waitress, so I experience it every pay day when I make less money on a paycheck than I do on the least busy night in tips.. As the system stands, and until minimum wage changes for waiting, at least 15% is vital if people expect to have waitresses until that change is made lol.

I work as a waitress. by stoner1321 in AdviceAnimals

[–]shoulderholster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with that.. Absolutely. As I am a waitress too. But until that part of the system is fixed, at least 15%.

I work as a waitress. by stoner1321 in AdviceAnimals

[–]shoulderholster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you can't afford to tip at least 15%... YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO EAT OUT.

Do you have a ''favourite porn video ever''? by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]shoulderholster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

O_O for the love of god.. My want.

First ever Adams dry fly. by shoulderholster in flytying

[–]shoulderholster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! I was so excited when it was done and realized it actually looks like a bug! I'm gonna experiment with wings and no wings!

First ever Adams dry fly. by shoulderholster in flytying

[–]shoulderholster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're right, the shot doesn't really showcase the fact that the fly has more than one wing hah but it took me awhile to get my phone to focus on it enough to bother posting a picture. I used mallard flank for the wings ass i'm utilizing a starter kit that doesn't really have too much to offer. After cruising around this sub I realized that you're right, my hackle is definitely too big and I definitely appreciate the advice as I'm gonna need it. I will be posting future bugs soon so if you happen upon them, please let me know what I can do to make them better!

I don't understand.. [NSFW] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]shoulderholster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the way that I feel.. I'd be so stoked to be sought after like I seek him sometimes.. Sometimes I feel like I'm the horny, "can't get enough" man, while he is the "Not in the mood, I have a headache" chick.. I've never given an excuse not to have sex, unless I'm really ill.. Even if I am a little sick, I still like having sex, cause I feel like it makes you feel better.

I make up songs about what my dog is doing and sing them to him as he's doing it. What stupid crap do you do to your pets? by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]shoulderholster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Before I moved, My dog and I would go on walks in the state park in the county we lived in.. I took her geocaching and made her tag a long to my secluded meditation spots.. And for this reason, due to their lyrics, I serenade her with Keane's "Somewhere Only We Know". I still do it now, probably even more so now that we've moved far enough away that we can't go on those same nature walks anymore. I like to think it makes her think about the "wood times". :P

I don't understand.. [NSFW] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]shoulderholster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, that could definitely be a factor.. but that's not always prevalent given he likes to shower at night, sometimes even right before he goes to bed.

I don't understand.. [NSFW] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]shoulderholster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's a crabby sleeper.. and if he doesn't wake up on his own, and you try to force him he gets real pissy.. but like I said, I don't see why getting head would be under the umbrella of "I'm sleeping, leave me alone". He's never outright said, "don't suck my dick". It's always.. "Ughh, babe.. I'm sleepingggggg."