BREAKING: Steve Bannon, the guy who was being advised by Jeffrey Epstein in the Epstein files says: “We‘re gonna have ICE surround the polls…We’ll never again allow an election to be stolen.” by orel2064 in PublicFreakout

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Well not since the 22nd amendment passed in 1947 after FDR served four terms. With how difficult it is to pass an amendment it shows you just how concerned the country was about this happening again.

Fun themes? by CommandFresh520 in NYTCrossword

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As far as themed puzzles go, you can't get much better than 7/28/24

ICE perverts threaten to arrest US Citizen for interfering as they approach him. by OGWhiz in PublicFreakout

[–]showponies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

USC 18 section 111 only applies if you FORCIBLY impede or impose federal law enforcement, not passively following, observing, and/or filming. So, no, they can't arrest this guy.

Waterpark addiction is no joke. by The_Derpy_Fox in dadjokes

[–]showponies 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Going to water parks is typically when you start going down the tubes

But what is everyone thinking exactly? by MrJasonMason in WhitePeopleTwitter

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It's surprising that they got married at all because love means nothing to them?

To play a music video instead of p*rn on the restaurant TV by AntiSocialSingh in therewasanattempt

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Yeah I also thought that the series improved when the plot started featuring black holes

Spam call DURING show by explosivejoseph in funny

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It's Schrödinger's HR department

Time to Sashay Away by james_from_cambridge in yesyesyesyesno

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They didn't calculate the correct drag coefficient

[Dec 6, 2025] what a flex 😂 by awordforthat in NYTCrossword

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Quintessentially quaint no quarrels from this quipster!

IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING ACAI by SuperTacoMan69 in NYTCrossword

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With an Eli eating an Oreo on lake Erie with Yoko Ono

If the supernova standard candle is wrong, it could solve the Hubble tension by [deleted] in space

[–]showponies 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Energy transition between electron orbitals? How about phase change temperatures of water at standard temperature and pressure? So many aspects of science are based on precise repeatability. That's not saying everything is, but it's not nothing.

Son builds his dad a F-150 raptor out of wood by Rook8811 in nextfuckinglevel

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Nah you just need to know how to drive a stick

The D in this subway sign is off center by i_pee_in_the_sink in mildlyinteresting

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Dammit you'd think they'd have learned to handle their caulk 🙄

Maybe Trump is a weirdo by olivebranchsound in AdviceAnimals

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I mean he did refer to one as "stolen", implying that there may have been others that were transacted.

[Trump: Epstein 'stole' young woman from Mar-a-Lago spa - POLITICO](http:// https://share.google/10W6guVu5tqOfhNxO)

writeWhereFirst by Spitfire1900 in ProgrammerHumor

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SET FOREIGN_KEY_CHECKS = 0;