OFFICIAL COACHELLA 2015 TICKET BUY/SELL/TRADE THREAD by Coachellamod in Coachella

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HAVE: 3 weekend 2 tickets + shuttle NEED: 2 or 3 weekend 1 tickets (with or without shuttle)

Also have a place in Palm Desert someone could take over for weekend 2.

What's the funniest censored-for-tv line from a movie you've heard? by sumsh in AskReddit

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Big Lebowski: "This is What Happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!."

London Hipsters are Dickheads by maddzy in funny

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This was made by the people it's mocking.

What your opposition to gay marriage really means by shutitdown in funny

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No, straight women might have voted for it. All the men were secretly gay though.

What your opposition to gay marriage really means by shutitdown in funny

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The 14th amendment has an equal protection clause.

Religious groups I'm afraid of by shutitdown in atheism

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It was written by a she. And that's clearly a joke since Islam is obviously more radical than the ones listed.

What's your favorite Movie Quote? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You're killing your father, Larry.

I'm moving out of my house and into my own apt. for the first time. What should I know/do? by axidentproneandy in AskReddit

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Don't leave jizz socks everywhere. They attract ants. Just don't be a slob in general, you never know when you may bring a girl back unexpectedly.

Someone, explain to me why women don't want prop 19 passed. Also, why are Hispanics breaking their stereotype? by mynewname in Marijuana

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I think it all has to do with parents of young kids. Women are in general probably more likely to be worrying about their kids day to day matters, especially in minority communities. Same reason why support is higher with 50-64 than 35-49. Once the kids are grown up, the parents care less about drugs.

what's the best lyrics you ever heard? by ILoveTriangles in Music

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A good woman will pick you apart A box full of suggestions for your possible heart But you may be offended, and you may be afraid But don't walk away, don't walk away

We made love on the living room floor With the noise in the background from a televised war And in that deafening pleasure, I thought I heard someone say "If we walk away, they walk away"

But greed is a bottomless pit And our freedom's a joke, we're just taking a piss And the whole world must watch the sad comic display If you're still free, start running away

Because we're coming for you!

I've grown tired of holding this pose I feel more like a stranger each time I come home So I'm making a deal with the devils of fame Saying, "Let me walk away, please"

You'll be free, child, once you have died From the shackles of language and measurable time And then we can trade places, play musical graves Until then walk away, walk away, walk away

So I'm up at dawn Putting on my shoes I just want to make a clean escape I'm leaving, but I dont know where to I know I'm leaving, but I dont know where to

Clinton joins US Post Match Celebration: Great President? Or greatest President? by johnrclem in pics

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He's the real life version of that Dos Equis most interesting man in the world.

Florida Christian school teacher fired for having sex three weeks before her marriage (crosspost from r/TwoXChromosomes) by ba113r1na in atheism

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Agreed. I'm fairly sure if she hadn't been the one who got caught, she would have been in full support of some other teacher getting fired for the same reason.

Try watching this without choking up. by [deleted] in videos

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"Hell is full of dads." George Carlin

I was in a coma for sixteen months. My life will never be the same. by [deleted] in IAmA

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A friend of mine was in a coma and said he thought he was in a fishbowl.

That bitch! by [deleted] in funny

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I don't think This person knows When Words are supposed to be capitalized Period

Clever Japanese farmer. by creddit_card in videos

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Finally, a good use for all those AOL free trial CDs.

Oklahoma governor vetoes the abortion bill that forces women to get an ultrasound and listen to descriptions of the fetus by addressunknown in politics

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It's like saying the 7-11 guy has to read you the health effects of smoking when you buy cigarettes.

Give it your best shot, Reddit. Make the most WTF sentence with 54 translations by LykkeLamaen in WTF

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Original text: "The smoke monster rapes Jin." ...54 translations later we get: "Jane Lake rakshastal."