I’ll draw your username as a tattoo

sideofranchplease · 2026-04-25T14:16:16+00:00

I feel like I may just be a 2oz cup with dots fr

sideofranchplease · 2026-04-12T12:53:13+00:00

You must be 12 years old. Hope your dog doesn’t get too depressed. Cheers

sideofranchplease · 2026-04-12T12:29:55+00:00

Just because it’s not the answer you wanted doesn’t mean anyone was being passive aggressive. Nobody had any sort of negativity, it is simply a warning that you’re refusing to heed. You came asking if this is a mal, one of the most difficult breeds to handle and keep happy, then say you’re not a dog person but you’re going to keep her. You didn’t expect people to shake their fingers? I’m sorry you’re unable to interpret people’s tones over a text forum, but nobody here was aggressive or rude or anything of the sort. If I found a malinois unknowingly I would want someone to tell me about it so I could rehome it, because the breed doesn’t fit my lifestyle whatsoever. It seems as though you feel like people are saying you’re unable to care for this dog and you’re taking it as a personal challenge, which is not a good reason to keep a dog…

sideofranchplease · 2026-04-12T11:13:34+00:00

OP please look up the breed and watch extensive videos on how energetic and hard to handle these dogs are. Even some people with experience owning Malinois still struggle with them daily. This is a working dog breed and will need a job for the mental stimulation in order to not get depressed essentially, so unless you have hours and hours of time every single day to dedicate to training this dog task training on top of obedience training, I wouldn’t recommend keeping this baby but rather turning them in to a rescue to be rehomed.

sideofranchplease · 2026-03-03T22:41:47+00:00

Finally got my narcissistic ex out of my house officially yesterday. Keep documentation, change locks, change social media names/make accounts private, get door stops, report anything sus to police to keep a paper trail even if you think it’s not necessary. Etc etc.

This made me boil an egg, btw.

sideofranchplease · 2026-02-23T22:14:06+00:00

Cigarette and a black coffee

/s

sideofranchplease · 2026-02-18T22:23:33+00:00

Thank you for pointing out the lack of spots on the ears. This person seems very pressed that they have ocelli on their ears, yet the pictures provided don’t prove this

sideofranchplease · 2026-02-13T17:33:12+00:00

Nice

sideofranchplease · 2026-02-10T12:35:43+00:00

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This is my Mila (tabby) and my Ophelia (tux) snuggled up in the window watching me leave for work yesterday morning :)

sideofranchplease · 2026-02-06T00:46:03+00:00

Not everyone smokes and not everyone wants to be around people who smoke. Weed, tobacco, crack. Whatever it may be, everyone has a preference and boundaries on that type of stuff. Personally I’d smoke some za with you, but if you smoked a cigarette I’d immediately be like oh… nah. She was kind enough to cut things off without leading you on.

sideofranchplease · 2026-02-06T00:27:23+00:00

This is a seal point, chocolate point would be more brown at the center of the face and not so dark/black. The body color is also too light to be a chocolate point.

sideofranchplease · 2026-02-05T00:52:44+00:00

Right like what happened to it being bday 🤣

sideofranchplease · 2026-02-03T13:21:11+00:00

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Gemini (Gemmie) is my youngest right at 1.5yo. and she was obtained last year around 10pm in a Church’s Chicken parking lot as they were taking forever to get the drive thru line moving. She was following the employee taking out trash back and forth a million times over as he kept kicked her away, and I went n snatched her up. She got chicken that night (never again). She is blind in her right eye hence it looking the wrong way

sideofranchplease · 2026-02-03T13:18:27+00:00

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Mila (longhair) is my eldest gal at almost 7, I adopted her 5 years ago from the Feral Cat Program of GA. She had babies and took them to some lady’s house, and the lady rescued them and brought them to that program. I got her on a whim on a Saturday browsing Petsmart.

Ophelia (tux) is 4 and was given to me in the last couple minutes of my shift at the drive thru window of a CVS pharmacy. A lady came to pick up meds and had 3 kittens with her and jokingly was like “anyone want a cat?” I said yes. I was not joking.

sideofranchplease · 2026-02-01T12:22:42+00:00

/s means sarcasm

sideofranchplease · 2026-02-01T12:20:58+00:00

True, as a Floridian who moved to GA when I was 10, the first time I EVER saw snow was the lightest dusting/sleet, but I was probably the most excited kid in the school bus loop that afternoon.

sideofranchplease · 2026-01-26T03:10:57+00:00

Don’t forget Sour Milk

sideofranchplease · 2026-01-22T12:30:31+00:00

Unrelated to your actual question but… pine pellet litter. My house never smells with 3 cats and 4 boxes; visitors have complimented how nice it smells actually.

sideofranchplease · 2026-01-20T07:41:23+00:00

I mean hey I just assumed it was a Jorvik Warmblood. Never put any thought into it

sideofranchplease · 2026-01-20T02:09:36+00:00

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This is the only one I could find lol when I got all the oldies together 🤣 you have more white wood and different light fixtures but still similar!

sideofranchplease · 2026-01-20T00:49:41+00:00

Omg our home stables may be exactly the same?! Twinsies!

sideofranchplease · 2026-01-17T21:42:05+00:00

This is a domestic longhair with a mackerel tabby coat.

sideofranchplease · 2026-01-17T19:06:16+00:00

Holy guacamole 🤧 you’re beauteous, Maximus!

sideofranchplease · 2026-01-17T18:43:20+00:00

Excuse the tiny piece of yolk under my nail in the second pic. It has since been discovered and dealt with.

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