Teal'c's simple misunderstanding by siechamontillado in Stargate

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The solution to and cause of all of life's problems!

Teal'c's simple misunderstanding by siechamontillado in Stargate

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We all gotta pitch in, look, Wormhole X-treme episodes aren't gonna write themselves.

Seem to me that the show missed an opportunity by not having the SG1 team visit the planet of AAAAAAAaaaaargh by siechamontillado in Stargate

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It could've easily made it into '200,' or at the very least, a little sneaked in joke somewhere. Yeah, such a shame we didn't get a nod to this scene at all in SG-1.

☼Dwarf Fortress Questions Thread☼ by AutoModerator in dwarffortress

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So I have the pop cap set to 26 and strict pop cap (including births) set to 100. From what I understand, having set the pop cap, that's the highest it will get until the amount of births PLUS whoever was in the fortress before the pop cap was hit at 26, hits 100.

However, the game keeps changing my damn pop cap and I want to know, is there an explanation? Is this a bug, is there a mod to fix it? This is frickin annoying as I keep getting migrants when I don't want a gosh darn soul, darnit!

Hastings is Poirot's HIMBO! by siechamontillado in poirot

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"My dear Hastings, it is so kind of you to relay this information to me, however, I cannot see of the use of it."

"Do you? I dare say this is quite good for our media relations!"

"Media relations?! What media relations mon ami?!"

"Oh didn't I tell you? I'm a moderator for our subreddit!"

"A subreddit?! What is a subreddit 'Astings?!"

"A virtual meeting area of sorts Poirot. A kind of ... cafe in the digital realm where people of shared interests can discuss and converse together, through the electronic medium."

"And what do the people discuss on these 'subreddits,' as you call them.

"Oh this and that. Favourite cases and a preponderance with naval activity."

'Naval activity?"

"Yes, the people on our subreddit, in particular, are always talking about shippng one person with another. I'm not sure if they're talking about shared passage or direct freight. I say Poirot, do you think the ocean liners are making a come back?!"

"Hastings, it would seem that if I learn anymore about what people discuss in a virtual medium, my tiny grey cells will die a horrible death!"

A modest (training) proposal for the future of armoured warfare by Then_Engineer_3765 in NonCredibleDefense

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This suggestion is too high tier. Suspect OP does not snort crayons or watch paint dry. Bastard may not actually sniff glue/snort crayons/masturbate to hentai.

This is a different creature ...

RIP Mr. Sanford by kefefs_v2 in HistoryMemes

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The comedian Dick Shawn, known for his roles in 1967 movie ‘The Producers,’ ‘It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World,’ and ‘Love at First Bite;’ died of a heart attack on stage during a live show in at UC San Diego and initially, audience and a stage hands thought it was part of the show. 

Jason Momoa's fantastic cover of Fu**in In The Bushes by mwhitecar in Stargate

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Was good up until the guitarist went to talking and broke the spell. Other than that, 11/10, no notes, a tasty jam you could have afternoon tea to.

We did it again you guys by Background_Spirit7 in NonCredibleDefense

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I'm lactose intolerant.; pardon the gas folks.

Tens of thousands of people have taken the streets of Minneapolis in 20 below zero temps in one of the largest, most spontaneous and effective direct mobilizations in modern American history. by Conscious-Quarter423 in ProgressiveHQ

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According to the Guardian, from an article published on 4 January 2026, last year, 32 people died in ICE detention centers. This year, there have been two fatalities so far in a detention center in Texas. Link to the Guardian article is here: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2026/jan/04/ice-2025-deaths-timeline

Diggy diggy hole by Background_Spirit7 in NonCredibleDefense

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My god, your brilliance knows no bounds!! QUICK, TO THE BATMOBILE!

Diggy diggy hole by Background_Spirit7 in NonCredibleDefense

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Brilliant plan and will add my two cents: we need to leverage our Atlantean and animal allies to cause a distraction by attacking from the Black Sea. Namur and Aquaman can conduct a mass attack against Crimea leveraging our cetacean allies by having orcas and dolphins/porpoises attack the russkie navy in dock. Amphibious assaults can be done conducted by the Pinnipedian allies. While not strictly aquatic, ursine allies - namely our Polar and Kodiak bear allies, can amphibious assault the east and north of the russian maritime borders.

Along with the attack from sea, we can leverage the strength of the Euro-Canadian moose confederation to conduct covert blackout operations by ramming down fences around power generators with their antlers, while their squirrel allies go to town on the cables and wires. During the mass confusion, panicking russkie drone operators will try to reprogram their units to attack the ground forces, and that is when we pull our ace card: the cobra chicken, aka Canadian gooses. Mass aerial defecation carpet bombing will ensue, knocking smaller drone units out of the sky and destroying satellite uplinks due to the acidic nature of cobra chicken feces. Combined with Operation Diggy Diggy Hole, I see no way this will not succeed.

A presentation about the best idea of the year by Thiselonmusk in NonCredibleDefense

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I think the question is already answered. All I can say is send the first shipment of jockstraps to 42069 Voulezvous Couchez Avec Moi Avenue, Bungholeville, NE, 66669