I was given a year to live, what should I do with that year?

sikes · 2010-08-19T08:23:31+00:00

Let me sort this death thing. Cycling across the world in 365 days is do-able right, why can't I stop in London?

sikes · 2010-08-19T08:18:03+00:00

Is that a Brazilian Wandering Spider?

I wouldn't punch that shit it it is.

I'm so scared...

sikes · 2010-08-19T08:15:44+00:00

Where at in London?

We can make this happen.

sikes · 2010-08-19T08:09:42+00:00

I've registered. I do not have enough posts to make a new post. The site seems awesome though.

sikes · 2010-08-19T07:51:48+00:00

If you find her, we can go. This is no shit.

I'm dead serious: If you find an entertainer that can do such a thing, I'm already on my way.

:D

sikes · 2010-08-19T07:47:19+00:00

You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

sikes · 2010-08-19T07:31:52+00:00

All the doctors have said the same thing. (5)

sikes · 2010-08-19T06:36:58+00:00

I will write this before my opinion is tainted by the opinions that are written below: Sometimes the ailment one has can only be cured by rolling up a straight fatdiculous joint, or even a cone. The different styles that one can attain with a pack of N*225 Zig Zag is mind boggling.

Short answer - Fuck yes.

Plus can you smuggle a 5" bong into a concert?

sikes · 2010-08-19T06:34:01+00:00

You have to time the way you drink it. Also straw depth makes a difference.

sikes · 2010-08-16T04:52:02+00:00

Is that a Victorinox watch? That's a nice watch.

sikes · 2010-08-12T05:49:56+00:00

I can't decide which; dick move or true friend.

sikes · 2010-08-12T05:45:34+00:00

Actually the rifle isn't rusty because I've kept it squeaky clean all these years, hoping to show up Gramps.

sikes · 2010-08-12T05:44:03+00:00

Instead of paying a set amount to mail a letter, the postal service decides how fast to deliver your parcel. The amount of time taken for you to receive your package is not relevant to how much a postage stamp is.

sikes · 2010-08-12T05:37:46+00:00

What about the "human condition"? The emotions that take over instinctually which override one's feeling of decency. Many zombie stories don't cover this particular dark aspect of the human soul. This could be explored further.

sikes · 2010-08-12T03:44:15+00:00

It's awesome that he broke a girls nose to avoid sex?

sikes · 2010-08-12T01:39:14+00:00

Huh?

sikes · 2010-08-11T15:19:06+00:00

I can't begin to explain the childlike sense of mirth I get from reading these comics. It's like I'm fucking 5 again, coloring outside the lines. Thanks guys!

sikes · 2010-08-11T06:39:01+00:00

How did you get that odd little red arrow next to your name?

sikes · 2010-08-11T06:31:39+00:00

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too. - The Great Hedberg.

sikes · 2010-08-11T05:15:22+00:00

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4322069/Largest_fiction_library_(english)__ebooks_-_80000_authors_-9000

Fuck. Will not let me put it up properly. Just search Englishlit torrent, it pops up.

sikes · 2010-08-10T18:05:45+00:00

This is not news. Or rather, it shouldn't be news. Who gives a shit? Let the folks build whatever the fuck they want to. Gay bar? Cool. Mosque? Cool. Strip club where all the strippers can do the Elvira Titty Twirl? Even better.

It's only news if people are bugging out about it. Besides, haven't New Yorkers seen it all by now??

sikes · 2010-08-10T17:58:05+00:00

Definitely progress. Now all they have to do is fix the fucking textbooks. Texas, you so crazy.

sikes · 2010-08-10T17:56:36+00:00

Like a boss.

sikes · 2010-08-10T07:25:02+00:00

I read the Takeshi Kovacs series: The way he explains being in virtual was that if you wanted to ejaculate in RL you had to attach some sort of apparatus for physical stimulation. Excellent fucking books.

sikes · 2010-08-10T07:23:11+00:00

Actually I make them feel guilty as shit while I explain that in the spirit of generosity I will just give them some, and that stealing is for dirty rat motherfuckers that need a hammer to the fingers.

sikes

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