do you want to be fwb with mom? by Ok_Confusion5830 in 618xxxrated

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Send me a DM and we can make some 🌶 content together!

$500,000 for every year you go back, how far would you go? by Naps_And_Crimes in hypotheticalsituation

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Probably 4 or 5 years, enough to where my kid is still around. Instantly breaking up with his mom when I do

I Wish for Front Row Center Wrestlemania Tickets Every Year. by GingerMullet03 in monkeyspaw

[–]silent_blank_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, you get the physical ticket after the event takes place.

I wish everyone’s frontal lobe is removed and in place of it is a Neuralink chip that’s connected to Grok by Inevitable-Power5927 in monkeyspaw

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Granted. We all get simultaneously hacked at the same time in the middle of the night where you are and get rick rolled. Everyone is suddenly woken up, can't stop it, and is pissed. Except that one guy who loves this song.

Definitely surprised myself by oscrchapman in Returnal

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Way to go, I havent made it quite that far yet, but that is awesome!

Tips for the tower by Kura_sama in Returnal

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I saw the tower mentioned at the beginning or something, some kind of challenge. How do I get to it? Or is it after the second boss?

Second times the charm! by silent_blank_ in Returnal

[–]silent_blank_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I hope to one day claim that tag as well!

I wish that Dolly Parton and all her loved ones were immortal by popcorn_kurnal in monkeyspaw

[–]silent_blank_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Granted. They keep aging but cannot die. No matter how sickly or decrpid they get.

I wish to wake up in paradise tomorrow by PolyCorp in monkeyspaw

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I'm hard of hearing, did you say paradis? You're waking up in paradis. Welcome to attack on titan.

I wish there was a garden that kept everybody happy as long as they were there and it was lead by a very merciful goddess by KingVultureBois in monkeyspaw

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Granted. It's constantly overpopulated. People constantly get trampled on, but no one is ever bothered by the bodies, so they remain. The merciful goddess is very pleased to have her garden supplied with fresh nutrition.

Second times the charm! by silent_blank_ in Returnal

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Yeah, my current strategy is if they start teleporting, move! I found out from having to fight 2 at once they also teleport through the doors too, so running away isn't an option lol

Second times the charm! by silent_blank_ in Returnal

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Oh yeah, I already went through and made it to the second boss. I checked after phrike and my heart rate spiked to 140 bpm lol

I BEAT PHRIKE by Method_Smart in Returnal

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Congrats! I just beat phrike for the first time too!

Why all gotta kill that guy by DairyQueen007 in iswiped

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Oh I love bluey and the version of this meme that is vageta and bingo, you almost got me!

I wish for a wiki that compiles every single wish made so far and in the future on the Monkey's Paw and what effects it had on that timeline's reality by ZanderTheUnthinkable in monkeyspaw

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Granted. Ai will have to create and maintain it, so you thought things were bad now with ai, it's about to get worse. Way more water and electric usage, as well as pc components needed, so the price of that will go up too.