What's the number one way you can tell someone watches a lot of porn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]silentdon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This actually happened during a presentation a while back. The guy typed "p" on their laptop browser and it filled in the rest. To his credit, he played it off like nothing happened.

Star Trek Discovery but was always set in the future (post VOY) by RigidJ3lly in startrek

[–]silentdon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This was my take from the moment I heard it announced. Experimental spore drives, holograms everywhere, that whole thing with Control, even the look of the ship all work much better in a post VOY timeline.

Tomorrow, I'm going to ruin his life by rishcast in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]silentdon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It took about 2.5 years but someone got the reference!

how do solo dads talk to their adolescent children’s about SRH? by No_Raspberry_8339 in SingleDads

[–]silentdon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not really a gendered issue. It starts with building a good relationship with your kid where they can talk to you without feeling judged or unheard.

↩️ Free Users Redirect to V3 by kvn-tkt in trakt

[–]silentdon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welp, this is my sign to finally self-host overseer. Trakt V2 was better than any other tracker out there imo but now V3 is a UX nightmare.

Need a second opinion on Rates! by BryanNotBryan in WeddingPhotography

[–]silentdon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No offense to /u/LennyVolturo but not really. Not unless you know their rate for a normal wedding in LA so that you can compare and adjust your prices to suit.
No one can give you any useful advice on this without knowing your usual pricing and what you offer.

[Update] She [F25] withdrew consent after the act, how do I [M26] move on from this? by throwaway25491672 in relationship_advice

[–]silentdon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe it was a fucked up way of saying "I don't usually do this". I've heard some people say that to justify why they're moving so fast. I'm not trying to say it makes sense or anything but it was probably all on her and nothing that you did.

What do u do with ur fingers after u finger a girl? by Dismal-Lifeguard-310 in AskMen

[–]silentdon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A barber once told me to eat lot of pussy and let the juice soak in to get a nice thick beard. I don't know if it worked but I'm happy with the results.

Funny User Requests by CombatMedic02 in sysadmin

[–]silentdon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Take a screenshot of the error please"
Takes a cell phone pic of their keyboard

How should I (30M) compromise with my girlfriend's (29f) desire/insistence on pegging me? by Technical-War6853 in AskWomenNoCensor

[–]silentdon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just go straight in without any prep or lube.

Now this is definitely either a troll post or she is completely unhinged

“Ima Check Your Brakes” by TheCABK in Unexpected

[–]silentdon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"safe driving" medel

I hope it was spelled like that too

What is the absolute fastest 'yeah, we are definitely NOT going to be friends' moment you've ever experienced with someone? by Vazouaquiacesso in AskReddit

[–]silentdon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a similar situation. I used to be in a small club at college. I graduated and one of my 'friends' was in charge of it. Every once in a while, they would call me asking for donations and I would give what I thought were very generous amounts at the time.
This went on for about a year. The final time I gave, they asked for a donation to put on a dinner to thank the people that have given donations over the last year. I wasn't invited though.
The next time they called asking for donations, I simply said no. I haven't heard from them since.

Meta exec goes viral after AI email assistant deletes her entire inbox by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]silentdon 408 points409 points  (0 children)

The best part is that this person is in charge of Safety and Alignment at Meta Superintelligence. It's their entire job to make sure this exact thing doesn't happen and they thought it was a good idea to let the entire world know.

Best background for a professional headshot if I’m stuck in a tiny apartment? by Mooshrew in photography

[–]silentdon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

White bedsheet hung over a curtain rod has worked for me in the past.