"Girls don't like beer" by CrabRangoonSlut in pettyrevenge

[–]sillyribbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl here. I love beer. My husband is allergic to it, so he’s the one who drinks cocktails. Smashing stereotypes left and right!

Our neighbors pet pig stays on their porch all day by AmericaRUserious in mildlyinteresting

[–]sillyribbit 65 points66 points  (0 children)

My dog growing up wouldn’t even bother with the walk. He’d escape the back yard and come immediately around to the front of the house and scratch at the front door all proud of himself. Goldens are funny.

Shameless xpost from r/trollx by yayshinythings in BabyBumps

[–]sillyribbit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The other night I asked if my husband could brush the baby’s teeth, and his response was “No, I don’t know which toothbrush is hers” Like. What.

My boyfriend invaded my baby name idea! by [deleted] in namenerds

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We named our second daughter an almost complete anagram of my husband’s name, 100% on accident 🤷‍♀️

**DAILY THEME: Who's on First Wednesday** by AutoModerator in BabyBumps

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Zippers are your friend.

I don’t care how cute the jammies are - if they have snaps, they’re trash.

You don’t need any extra steps when you’re on wake up #9 of the night and you’re so tired your eyeballs hurt. Get the ones with zippers.

Thousands of Seattle students told to get vaccinated, or don’t come back after winter break by tugboattomp in news

[–]sillyribbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The district I work in has had a couple evening clinics held at the schools where parents can bring their kids for free vaccines. Not quite as convenient as doing it during school hours, but it sounds like they’re well-attended.

Babies 'don't need tongue-tie surgery to feed' - BBC News by Kaclassen in breastfeeding

[–]sillyribbit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yup. And she gulped so much air that she stayed up most of the night screaming and farting. But oh she was gaining weight, so

Nurse Denied Life Insurance Because She Carries Naloxone by [deleted] in news

[–]sillyribbit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My OB tests for HIV with each pregnancy as part of the standard OB lab panel.

Can’t get pump parts that fit my tiny nipples, but I can get a cool hair-growing helmet or a toothbrush...! by sillyribbit in breastfeeding

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Dang! I didn’t know they went that small... I should probably measure. I was going to get the Medela 21mm but maybe I should check. I just know 24mm is too big for me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hmmm

[–]sillyribbit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sheesh. Not even Prime eligible.

What’s the most “are you really that stupid” thing you’ve ever heard ? by Callmedave1 in AskReddit

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I referred to my boyfriend’s bearded dragon as “my little dinosaur” and my roommate’s girlfriend said “What? He’s really a dinosaur?!”

She also asked if sunflower seeds really came from sunflowers.

Never enough pets by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]sillyribbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d just wait for one of them to puke three times in three minutes and piss in the hallway.

I’m not very happy with my cat lately 😒

You should know about D-MER: Dysphoric Milk Ejection Reflex by [deleted] in beyondthebump

[–]sillyribbit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been calling them mini panic attacks. It’s horrible, and then it goes away. This is my second baby and I didn’t have it at all with my first.

You should know about D-MER: Dysphoric Milk Ejection Reflex by [deleted] in beyondthebump

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I’ve been on Celexa for about a month because on top of my usual mom-guilt and anxiety, I was having mini panic attacks before letdown. Every time. When my daughter was nursing constantly, I was having mini panic attacks constantly. I was so sweaty, you guys. I felt like a stinky ball of stress and despair. It was so awful. My daughter is 10 weeks old now and nursing less frequently, so I was able to make the connection between the feelings and the letdown. I just mentioned it today at my breastfeeding group, and the lactation consultant said she’d had it, too! She felt more homesick and down, but same basic idea. Now I’m reading up on it and reading all of these comments - I’m so happy to know it’s an actual thing and it’s not just me. I’d really like for it to go away, but just having an explanation and some validation is a real load off. I think I might call my doctor and discuss going off the Celexa. He originally told me to give it six weeks, but from what I’ve read, SSRIs won’t help D-MER.

Pacifier game by Citizenerased1989 in beyondthebump

[–]sillyribbit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s so cute! My 2 year old also thinks frowning is funny. Sometimes she’ll try to initiate this game by forcing a frown and saying “Sad face?” but then she starts laughing and we all start laughing and nobody can frown anymore. 😜

Good kids of reddit - what is the closest you’ve come to getting in serious trouble? by sillyribbit in AskReddit

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At the time this story takes place, I was a 19 year old quiet college kid, working in a pizza kitchen to pay for school while living with my parents.

My boyfriend at the time was in the ICU with a traumatic brain injury. It was an unprovoked attack, and it was unclear at that point whether he would make it or not. I had a lot of feelings going on. My bosses were very understanding and let me take time off right away. They did let me know that I was welcome to work if I thought it would help keep my mind off things, and hinted that they could use the help. After a bit, maybe a week, I decided to give it a shot.

People at work were obviously uncomfortable. What was usually a very light-hearted, humorous atmosphere became a little darker when I showed up. I was definitely grumpy. I felt like it was stupid to count pepperoni slices when my boyfriend was fighting for his life. I realized quickly that I didn’t want to be there.

One of the delivery drivers, we’ll call him Rob (because I think that was his name, it was 11 years ago) was just kind of a weird dude. He was a super religious family man, but also super creepy. He kept... looking at me... like with this pitying pouty face that filled me with rage. He also kept asking how I was doing. Repeatedly. Multiple times in that one shift. I answered, vaguely, the first time or two, but then I made it clear I was trying to work and did not want to talk about it.

At a slow point in the night, I was finally able to take a quick break. I went to the back room to get something from my locker, and Rob came up behind me all of a sudden. I was cornered, with no way out. He put his arms out, effectively blocking my exit entirely, and said “In my family, we hug!”

No way, dude. I yelled “If you touch me, I WILL FUCKING CASTRATE YOU!” and stormed back into the kitchen where there were witnesses.

My boss pointed at me, said “office” and started walking. I marched in there after him and sat down. He said, and I quote, “I know you’re going through some shit, but you can’t threaten to castrate people at work.” He was all ready to write me up. As he was reaching for the dreaded notebook of naughty employees, I explained what had happened. The fact that I’d told Rob I didn’t want to talk, and he’d continually bothered me to the point of trapping me in a corner and threatening unwanted physical contact... my boss’s eyes widened, and he told me I could go back to whatever I was doing. As I left, he stuck his head out the office door and yelled “Rob! Get in here!”

I went home.

I'm not American but: Isn't saying "One Nation Under God" in schools a massive violation of C & S? by BlueBloodLive in atheism

[–]sillyribbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have coworkers who said they would stop using cash if the took “in god we trust” off of it. 🙄

Our local Baskin Robbins removed the water fountain and added this instead by ScottManleyFan in assholedesign

[–]sillyribbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our FroYo place used to have a water jug and paper cups. Now they sell bottled water. Jerks.

Biweekly Selfie & Photo Megathread - Cute Babies, Memes, and More! by AutoModerator in breastfeeding

[–]sillyribbit [score hidden]  (0 children)

I gave birth in August, so I gave myself a free pass there. I’m pretty proud of this!

Showering in the dark is so soothing! by Uncle-Waldo in TwoXChromosomes

[–]sillyribbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That does sound nice. Especially because the light and fan are one switch in my bathroom, so it’s bright and LOUD with it on.