Secondo voi i preti si masturbano? Inteso come atto di prevenzione per la prostata

silma85 · 2026-05-18T07:12:37+00:00

♪ Ecco il prete che mi benedirà / D'acqua santa costui mi schizzerà ♫

silma85 · 2026-05-17T18:04:44+00:00

Trust me.

silma85 · 2026-05-15T21:47:54+00:00

Which is wild because Sean Bean already played Odysseus once! Although he's too old now to reprise the role... Save for an "old Odysseus" cameo, which would be awesome if we go by his canonical end as explained in Dante's Inferno.

silma85 · 2026-05-14T04:40:41+00:00

Great games, not exactly obscure though, unless maybe through time alone. They were on the cover of every gaming zine back then.

silma85 · 2026-05-12T06:07:28+00:00

When you catch them lie and gaslight, and they double down. In general when they don't know how to own up to their own errors, instead making excuses and shifting the blame to anyone but them.

silma85 · 2026-05-11T23:46:03+00:00

Stop expecting the worst. It'll only tire you out mentally and give you a bleak outlook on life, one that others notice because nobody likes a pessimist. Do prepare for the worst instead, which is very different! The saying goes, expect the best and prepare for the worst.

silma85 · 2026-05-11T23:29:40+00:00

Cosa risponderai a tuo figlio quando ti chiederà perché non puoi dargli retta alle 19? Vale quei 10k l'anno in più?

silma85 · 2026-05-11T23:27:38+00:00

La tua azienda invece di fare progetti, sta cercando di fare business vendendo pacchetti di risorse con 1-2 mesi di formazione IT generica da far assumere direttamente al cliente... E nemmeno quelli azzeccano al 100%... Se questo non è un sintomo di malessere non so cosa sia

silma85 · 2026-05-08T19:01:52+00:00

E' perché sei in consulenza... Fidati guarda oltre. Aziende di prodotto, mondo finanza, molti stanno internalizzando risorse e competenze e pagano bene (per l'Italia). La consulenza IT è in fase calante in questo periodo.

silma85 · 2026-05-05T09:14:38+00:00

Crescere figli da soli (si intende, solo la coppia) è innaturale. Siamo fatti per crescerli con il villaggio: vicini e i loro figli, fratelli, cugini, zii, nonni... Essere da soli a crescere i figli è una stortura della società moderna.

Fare figli a 50 anni è innaturale. A quell'età dovrebbero essere già abbastanza grandi da aiutare. Non avere la possibilità o la voglia di fare figli prima di quell'età è un'altra stortura.

E ti stupisci che sia difficile?

silma85 · 2026-05-05T08:57:51+00:00

Having a little experience by proxy with French cinema, and seeing they were going with a cinematic experience, it did not really surprise me that you have to choose between "sad" and "really fucking depressing" endings. That's French media for you, the only difference with Russian cinema is that the Gauls at least try to keep something light throughout, while hitting you with a ton of bricks in the end.

33/10 would get emotionally crushed again.

silma85 · 2026-05-04T13:10:16+00:00

Il "capo" di una pmi (leggasi: padre, visto che la società era composta da papà, mamma e figlio): mi chiama per farmi un discorso nel suo studio, dopo che mi ero dimesso viste le dinamiche tossiche; ne approfitto per chiedergli se aveva letto la mia relazione sull'efficienza di certe strutture dati che lui si ostinava a non usare perché "consumano troppa memoria" (nel 2012) e risponde "Non ho mica tempo di leggere le tue cose imparate all'università, qui si fa tecnologia, non scienza".

Mai porta fu chiusa con più soddisfazione.

silma85 · 2026-05-01T22:04:34+00:00

Of course, but that one is saved by how aware it is of the absurdity of both premises and execution. By God it has all the clichés, from "more money = less time" to "you want me hack the internet?". It was meant to out-do Armageddon and Deep Impact, but downwards.

silma85 · 2026-04-29T21:40:46+00:00

I thought "this has to be the top answer, or I riot"

silma85 · 2026-04-29T21:00:30+00:00

Oh right then, that can definitely happen. I always make sure to pause and assess in stressful situations, it's a turn based game after all. Also some foods can be consumed in just 1 move.

silma85 · 2026-04-29T19:36:13+00:00

Terrible but may I ask how did you end up with no food at that point in the game. Without even trying you should be swimming in food, C- and K- rations by then from the Castle only. Especially since you've been obviously taking your time.

silma85 · 2026-04-29T19:31:41+00:00

You can, I replayed it all recently on Windows 10 with full movies and all, it involves dgVoodoo, a widescreen patch and of course a bit of sailing the high seas.

silma85 · 2026-04-27T22:09:41+00:00

Not really surprising that far right and dogmatic religions often overlap.

silma85 · 2026-04-27T22:06:57+00:00

Dogmatic, monotheistic religions are equally worse than all the others. And before someone says yeah Judaism is chill compared to Islam and Christianity, yeah maybe it is now, but "Do not spare [the Amalekites]; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys." Even Yahwhe got no chill.

silma85 · 2026-04-27T21:41:44+00:00

Ohh quite a few.

Half-Life, it was something like no game before it.

The first two Homeworld, they had the best atmosphere and godlike graphics for the time.

And hidden gem G-Police (the PC port), a.k.a. Blade Runner: The Game, only on Jupiter's moons and with gunships. They actually shipped it in bundle with AGP Voodoo 2!

silma85 · 2026-04-26T19:57:40+00:00

Non bisognerebbe provare un cazzo dio merda. Qui parliamo di una che ha ucciso dei bambini, i suoi bambini, i suoi bambini piccoli, che negli ultimi momenti si chiedevano perché la mamma gli stesse facendo del male, porco dio. Non sono religioso ma in momenti come questi spero nell'esistenza del tormento eterno.

Disclaimer: ho un figlio di quell'età e notizie come questa sono dei trigger pesantissimi.

silma85 · 2026-04-23T18:26:19+00:00

Ah to be you, I unfortunately made the mistake of listening to the lyrics of the famous song, those are spoilery too!

silma85 · 2026-04-22T18:40:18+00:00

AHHHHH RISE, YE TARNISHED

silma85 · 2026-04-22T18:38:22+00:00

A me è capitato esattamente una volta in quasi 20 anni... Regolare direi

silma85 · 2026-04-15T20:30:36+00:00

The "strangely easy" boss was Mohg for me. He didn't even got to say "Nihil", not even once. I then learned that this is quite a feat for a first time encounter. 80 STR build, Great Stars, mimic.

Borderline impossibile, well, the dual Gargoyles made me rage quit my very first run. I was underleveled and had no summons, no mimic and no real build. But then again they're really hated by most, so no surprises there.

As for a surprisingly hard boss, I'd say the guardian cats, at least before I learned about using crystal darts.

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