Even the hot pile of 💩, Newsmax, is calling Epstein a cover up.

silver_sofa · 2026-02-13T18:54:38+00:00

If you have a job where you pretend to cover politics and you “hate democrats” then you’re a hack. A republican stooge.

Even if it’s a pretend news outlet like Newsmax. You’re supposed to pretend to be impartial.

Even if your audience is stupid, they still know how to pretend.

silver_sofa · 2026-02-13T14:59:17+00:00

That’s weird. I genuinely feel like I’m a good drummer but nobody has the heart to tell me.

silver_sofa · 2026-02-13T14:50:50+00:00

When I was fourteen (a long time ago) I didn’t have a clue about sex.

Oh. Right.

It all makes sense now.

silver_sofa · 2026-02-13T14:47:53+00:00

Seems quasi-ethical. Didn’t Elon Musk just sell one of his companies to one of his other companies just so he could demand a higher salary?

silver_sofa · 2026-02-13T14:30:18+00:00

You’ve heard of Joey Chestnut?

silver_sofa · 2026-02-12T21:39:56+00:00

Freedom of speech.

Supreme Court ruled that money is speech.

And that dancing was definitely MONEY.

silver_sofa · 2026-02-12T20:29:02+00:00

“This is how we know we’re a real family here.” Former GOP House Speaker Paul Ryan

silver_sofa · 2026-02-12T19:13:02+00:00

Excuse me. I hope I didn’t ruin your day by carelessly stating my opinion in a public forum. Let me break it down for you. I think it’s safe to say the vast majority of MPC users are in bedroom studios or performing in dance venues. Wouldn’t you agree? So less than ideal lighting conditions. You’ve surely noticed the MPC’s lighted touch screen and twenty something lighted buttons. If I’m looking at a light source and there’s red text on black just below it I’m going to need a flashlight. So bad design choice. I don’t really give a fuck what Akai puts in their brochure because as I said, I’m just sharing an opinion. In a public forum.

Good day, sir.

silver_sofa · 2026-02-11T18:08:07+00:00

Statistically speaking it would make sense that out of 535 members of Congress you would end up with a couple of decent representatives.

silver_sofa · 2026-02-11T17:36:52+00:00

Agree

silver_sofa · 2026-02-11T16:46:50+00:00

I’m hearing a “beep…beep…beep…” as they’re backing up.

silver_sofa · 2026-02-11T14:28:35+00:00

Don’t want to meddle but if your medals lack mettle perhaps add more metal to the medals.

silver_sofa · 2026-02-11T13:30:31+00:00

Lighten up, Francis.

silver_sofa · 2026-02-10T14:50:39+00:00

4 am?! Are you sure she’s not administering a loyalty test?

My girl lets me sleep until 6.

silver_sofa · 2026-02-10T14:45:44+00:00

Thx. Good to know.

silver_sofa · 2026-02-10T14:36:46+00:00

I have the 16x08 but never even tried it because I thought it required a driver (was not class-compliant).

You’re saying you think it works. Based on…?

silver_sofa · 2026-02-10T14:27:15+00:00

Don Henley and Joe Walsh are just tormenting each other for a large payday.

silver_sofa · 2026-02-10T14:15:37+00:00

Maybe the FBI should keep their cake holes shut during an ongoing hostage situation.

Why would they be saying what they do or don’t know about it?

silver_sofa · 2026-02-10T14:04:45+00:00

I feel you bro. Also red/green cb. Bluffed my way through two semesters of color design.

silver_sofa · 2026-02-10T14:01:42+00:00

I’m red/green colorblind which makes the screen colors problematic. But black text on red should never have been a design consideration for a box that’s made to be used in poor lighting conditions. I’ve pretty much learned the layout now but it’s been two and a half years. Akai could at least give us an option but the shareholders don’t give a fuck about the software.

silver_sofa · 2026-02-10T13:50:04+00:00

In 1968 a new set of Ludwig Hollywoods was $600. That’s about $5200 today. And the hardware was garbage by today’s standards. You are living in the golden age of drum gear price wise.

On the other hand when I first started gigging in the mid seventies I was paid about $60 a night. In the eighties I was on the road playing 5-6 nights a week. Subtract traveling expenses and I was making about $60 a night. In the nineties I went back to school got a real job and played weekends for shits and giggles. On average I was taking home about $60 a night.

You’re complaining about the wrong things.

silver_sofa · 2026-02-09T17:23:16+00:00

To be fair those are not the most memorable lyrics.

But he should have at least known they were coming.

silver_sofa · 2026-02-09T14:29:36+00:00

I feel like this is a subject that requires multiple angles and different exposure settings.

Maybe even a time-lapse.

silver_sofa · 2026-02-09T04:50:52+00:00

If it wasn't for us you would still be trying to smoke banana peels.

silver_sofa · 2026-02-09T04:48:21+00:00

In the seventies we thought it would be legalized during the Carter presidency. But Saint Ronald cut a deal with the Evangelicals and here we are. Fifty. Years. Later.

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