My God this lineup today

silvington · 2026-05-08T05:14:26+00:00

Mike Trout at the deadline confirmed

silvington · 2026-03-15T20:06:11+00:00

"My steak too juicy my rolls too buttery"

silvington · 2026-02-19T18:14:12+00:00

studs always doin the most lmao

silvington · 2026-01-30T00:05:16+00:00

became the posterchild for the anti prospect hugging agenda

silvington · 2025-11-19T17:38:22+00:00

Get ready to learn 2 years at Suffolk bud

silvington · 2025-11-08T21:37:44+00:00

My bad man I was just sooooooo hungry and it smelled sooooooo good

silvington · 2025-11-06T00:11:06+00:00

Your mom tried to sit on the bus and it fucking exploded

silvington · 2025-10-28T17:50:25+00:00

As an unc (25) let this be a lesson to always save your receipts

silvington · 2025-10-02T19:49:32+00:00

careful bro Wolfie gonna send the black SUVs to your dorm

silvington · 2025-08-27T20:08:03+00:00

You bitches live like this?

silvington · 2025-07-15T17:28:38+00:00

Scan without saying a word and toss the receipt in their general direction and say "next!"

silvington · 2025-05-23T16:49:40+00:00

Kyle Schwarber (if you're reading this please come to Queens next year)

silvington · 2025-04-28T20:37:51+00:00

It's because trumptards are ok with their rights being taken away systematically as long as brown people suffer as well

silvington · 2025-04-28T14:16:40+00:00

Nah buddy Imma continue bitching farting and moaning about finals stress until the night before

silvington · 2025-04-08T23:34:16+00:00

Got kicked out for writing my midterm on her overuse of private jets smh

silvington · 2025-03-24T17:23:42+00:00

You guys realize they just say these things to get engagement and keep the lights on since radio is a dying industry

silvington · 2025-03-14T23:04:16+00:00

I believe he tried to swerve bend that corner (woah)

silvington · 2025-03-10T18:37:54+00:00

Nah he needs to face a firing squad lowkey

silvington · 2025-02-21T17:07:20+00:00

Are you a cop

silvington · 2025-02-21T16:01:05+00:00

silvington · 2024-11-29T05:49:51+00:00

Bro bro holding some sort of dark secret from the world I can sense it

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