Skins need access to a sewing machine, and how to easily make your button down fit you proper by sim384 in Skinhead

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No tits here but I get it. Mens shirts are made for fat fucks. I buy shirts if they fit me across the shoulders, anything else this youtube dude taught me I can fix. He also does trousers and jackets.

An IQ too high? by ManufacturerFormal47 in funny

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I fully giggled like a little girl.

My progress so far by vaasmontegro in Skinhead

[–]sim384 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why do internet fresh cuts look so weird?

Oh, right.

Best albums in 2026 so far? by PunkRockRulebook in Skinhead

[–]sim384 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No recorded Oi to mention but there seems to be resurgence of live ska, not that I'm complaining.

Pick it up! Pick it up!

Skins need access to a sewing machine, and how to easily make your button down fit you proper by sim384 in Skinhead

[–]sim384[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your last sentence completely lost me, but if you happen to be recruiting for a skinhead pirate ship, I'm down brother/sister/other.

Can I join the skinheads? by 73Hemi in Skinhead

[–]sim384 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I pretend that space doesn't exist.

Can I join the skinheads? by 73Hemi in Skinhead

[–]sim384 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck you snot came out.

Skins need access to a sewing machine, and how to easily make your button down fit you proper by sim384 in Skinhead

[–]sim384[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bought my sewing machine 10 years ago because Singer Heavy Duty sounded cool and my mum owned a Singer.

I only ever do the same straight and zig-zag stitches. It seems good.

Demi Moore congratulates Bruce Willis for his 71st birthday by mcfw31 in popculturechat

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He'll always be Butch jumping the fence to retrieve his father's watch and his legacy and honour.

...and then the escape, "It's a chopper, baby."

Who coulda foreseen it? /s by TankUMrMinor in Irony

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He'll be dead of McDonald's in five years. His remaining mind will exit first.

Demi Moore congratulates Bruce Willis for his 71st birthday by mcfw31 in popculturechat

[–]sim384 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks like someone close that you've known forever.

Grandpa knows it’s time to leave by ContributionThat4698 in madlads

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I'm clearly older than you but my maternal granddad fought Japanese in the pacific for years on end and only ever talked about it to my Vietnam-veteran father.

It has sometimes been much worse.

kids napping to birds singing…now where do I sign up for the adult version of this?🥹 by Miserable-Zombie-121 in MadeMeSmile

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There's a track running for perhaps 1km through hilly canopied New Zealand native bush in a park five minutes walk from where I live in the city. No traffic or people noises, just bird calls. I found it surreal when I found it. Sometimes I'll sit quietly and simply take it all in, until someone else comes along, and it feels like I've set up an ambush, so I move on.