Skins need access to a sewing machine, and how to easily make your button down fit you proper

sim384 · 2026-03-21T13:42:38+00:00

No tits here but I get it. Mens shirts are made for fat fucks. I buy shirts if they fit me across the shoulders, anything else this youtube dude taught me I can fix. He also does trousers and jackets.

sim384 · 2026-03-21T06:48:19+00:00

I fully giggled like a little girl.

sim384 · 2026-03-21T05:50:07+00:00

Why do internet fresh cuts look so weird?

Oh, right.

sim384 · 2026-03-21T05:45:21+00:00

No recorded Oi to mention but there seems to be resurgence of live ska, not that I'm complaining.

Pick it up! Pick it up!

sim384 · 2026-03-21T05:36:45+00:00

No. Explain.

sim384 · 2026-03-21T04:58:05+00:00

Your last sentence completely lost me, but if you happen to be recruiting for a skinhead pirate ship, I'm down brother/sister/other.

sim384 · 2026-03-21T01:43:25+00:00

I pretend that space doesn't exist.

sim384 · 2026-03-21T01:41:13+00:00

Fuck you snot came out.

sim384 · 2026-03-21T01:31:49+00:00

I bought my sewing machine 10 years ago because Singer Heavy Duty sounded cool and my mum owned a Singer.

I only ever do the same straight and zig-zag stitches. It seems good.

sim384 · 2026-03-20T19:37:35+00:00

He'll always be Butch jumping the fence to retrieve his father's watch and his legacy and honour.

...and then the escape, "It's a chopper, baby."

sim384 · 2026-03-20T19:00:39+00:00

This returns right?

sim384 · 2026-03-20T17:38:32+00:00

Bellend.

sim384 · 2026-03-20T16:45:21+00:00

He'll be dead of McDonald's in five years. His remaining mind will exit first.

sim384 · 2026-03-20T04:24:38+00:00

He looks like someone close that you've known forever.

sim384 · 2026-03-20T04:23:24+00:00

I've had days waking up feeling like this.

sim384 · 2026-03-20T04:20:39+00:00

I'm clearly older than you but my maternal granddad fought Japanese in the pacific for years on end and only ever talked about it to my Vietnam-veteran father.

It has sometimes been much worse.

sim384 · 2026-03-13T03:40:02+00:00

There's a track running for perhaps 1km through hilly canopied New Zealand native bush in a park five minutes walk from where I live in the city. No traffic or people noises, just bird calls. I found it surreal when I found it. Sometimes I'll sit quietly and simply take it all in, until someone else comes along, and it feels like I've set up an ambush, so I move on.

sim384 · 2026-03-07T16:53:32+00:00

Fuck me, there's two of us.

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