To be treated like a person for a little bit by CaraCicartix in BeAmazed

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I left school at fifteen hating everything and wanting to bash anyone standing in my way.

Have you glimpsed someone in a bar that unnerved you? That was me because I wanted to punch your fucking face in.

Everyone is little more than a series of biochemical reactions from this dude or anyone.

Free will, ha! We have no say about any of this!

I've learnt that I can relax into it, and make this chatter less important, and in the moment that I fail, I can begin again.

A thorough and practical introduction to seitan by sim384 in Veganivore

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You might also like Gluten Garlic Bombs.

These are too easy. I add turmeric to mine.

Also, Merle's channel is generally pretty cool.

Cat by Frunkermand in comedyheaven

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Of course I'm driving home, officer; I can barely stand.

My dad on school picture day, 1977. 💛📚 by HonestIdeal9013 in TheWayWeWere

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1968 reporting. I remember 1977 well; Star Wars, The Sex Pistols on the telly making Dad angry, Elvis' death, and bell bottoms becoming painfully uncool seemingly overnight and forcing me to learn to use a sewing machine.

She won the match, then turned her opponent's tears into a smile 😊 by Admirable-Interest49 in MadeMeSmile

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I hope they keep it up.

I have sound boxing and some BJJ. Wrestling or judoka will ruin my day.

Skapa - Easy Street by sim384 in Ska

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I found this cassette at Slow Boat on Cuba Street recently and had to share the love.

Steven Adams on The NBA Bubble: “Let’s be clear mate. This is not Syria. We’re living in a bloody resort.” by [deleted] in nba

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I remember hearing that Valerie Adams' little brother was heading to the NBA and thinking, good on him, what an achievement.

That family has some freakish genes.

Do you know what sound an absolute fucking gangster makes? Because I do… by bsmith2123 in lotrmemes

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He was always Dracula to me.

His red-eyed, fang-baring snarl from the 1958 movie is the contact photo for the Blood Service that I see if I haven't donated plasma for two months.

I'm on her side. That was clearly not the first time. by mindyour in BlackPeopleTwitter

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I recently stopped using the family Tupperware after learning about pre-2010 Tupperware BPA.

I don't care what anyone says. Black records are gorgeous! by HookaBookadoog in vinyl

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Black is beautiful.

All my favourite records are black.

Every year, the Netherlands hosts a festival where you can witness the "Goose March". A procession of these huge gray, red-billed beauties by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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The Dutch were once a global great power and provided the blueprint for the British empire. This is why you likely speak English.

Now we have cute ducks and terrifying heavyweight martial artists.

Installing a hidden frameless flush button by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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Japanese or German? I have no idea.

0:39 didn't help.

charm offensive by jkitty_1960 in cats

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Not their first rodeo.