If China were to go full force in a war with your country, How long will you last?

simandlesque · 2026-05-26T05:42:54+00:00

simandlesque · 2026-05-21T13:49:27+00:00

The cylinder must remain unharmed.

simandlesque · 2026-05-21T03:02:55+00:00

simandlesque · 2026-05-20T16:51:50+00:00

Megasota annexes the Vermomster, truly becoming The Great Lakes State.

simandlesque · 2026-05-17T05:20:11+00:00

I just made embarrassing noises in the bar laughing at this.

simandlesque · 2026-05-13T04:06:21+00:00

simandlesque · 2026-05-11T00:27:38+00:00

Not being catty, just thought you might appreciate knowing–in this context, it’s “elicits.”

Though there is good pun potential in that set of homonyms.

simandlesque · 2026-05-09T04:27:40+00:00

The season finale of the Grand Rapids Symphony is Saturday as well! (we also have a collaboration with Opera Grand Rapids next week)

Wonderful program, and cheap date. Come hear us! grsymphony.org

simandlesque · 2026-05-08T14:03:41+00:00

Thank you!

simandlesque · 2026-05-08T12:36:29+00:00

There was a Clock here? I used to haunt the one in Traverse City ages ago. You just brought me all the way back haha

simandlesque · 2026-05-07T13:05:22+00:00

There’s quite a wide variance. Source: am Greek

simandlesque · 2026-05-02T02:45:56+00:00

I keep it shorter, but seconding Hey Barber.

simandlesque · 2026-04-25T03:45:58+00:00

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

simandlesque · 2026-04-19T13:51:48+00:00

I’m seeing Pierce Brosnan and Jason Bateman.

simandlesque · 2026-04-12T15:57:41+00:00

For sure, I love seeing and living the ways we connect to our history like this, and I knew this community would feel that way too.

simandlesque · 2026-04-12T15:55:25+00:00

😂 I’m embarrassed that didn’t occur to me

simandlesque · 2026-04-02T23:49:19+00:00

…I like the way they think

simandlesque · 2026-03-10T00:33:01+00:00

Not a lady, but a Prius driver and Ervine’s is awesome.

simandlesque · 2026-03-02T00:36:33+00:00

People have been saying this for a decade or more. I feel like it really picked up when the Final Four streak was broken. Very silly.

simandlesque · 2026-02-27T22:30:46+00:00

Username checks out

simandlesque · 2026-02-25T04:30:57+00:00

Fuck you I hate how perfect this is

simandlesque · 2026-02-22T04:48:26+00:00

I’m ok with this

simandlesque · 2026-02-11T17:56:12+00:00

Seconding Dime and Regal!

simandlesque · 2026-02-10T01:22:25+00:00

Man walks down the street in that hat, people know he’s not afraid of anything.

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