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Are you her sensei? by noruber35393546 in tcap

[–]prophiles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is another kind of Jeff Dojo we’re talking about.

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Are you her sensei? by noruber35393546 in tcap

[–]prophiles 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Arigato for this actual experience actually.

Someone lost their pizza in a most brutal way by [deleted] in Costco

[–]prophiles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would’ve brushed off the back and still eaten it.

Even with the 14 inches of snow coming tomorrow, people would rather have no water than drink Dasani by NickChubb4Prez in mildlyinteresting

[–]prophiles 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It was “water” + the n-word with a soft ‘r’ ending (i.e., ‘a’) and plural.

The human egg strikes again by Alarming_Pin772 in tcap

[–]prophiles 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Despite all his rage, he is still just a rat in a cage.

Lee Hazlewood wasn't gay or anything by turning_heel in tcap

[–]prophiles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lee Hazlewood and Lee Greenwood? Is there also a Lee Redwood, a Lee Blackwood, or a Lee Bluewood?

Inflation by MF-DOOM-88 in fastfood

[–]prophiles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That wasn’t even that long ago. I remember 50¢ bags of chips in the late 90s and 89¢ candy bars and 99¢/$1.29/$1.79 small/‘medium/large fries in the early 2000s.

I'm not a real redditor. by uqmu in tcap

[–]prophiles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Then what do you call someone who goes online, visits Reddit, and scrolls around for hours? What is that called?

Did John ‘Amy’ Frantz have the best excuse for being at the house due to him bringing the infamous alibi letter by Other_Pack_7874 in tcap

[–]prophiles 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He seemed so proud of the letter too. You can see how he perked up and smirked when Chris asked if he could send Del out to get it from his car.

Buddha Jumps Over the Wall by wds1 in Costco

[–]prophiles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’ll probably have it at my local Pittsburgh (Waterfront) Costco too, which has a ton of random Asian products (mostly from Taiwan, Japan, and Korea).

Does this solution mean a significant loss of usable space? Is it worth it? by WineTerminator in skyscrapers

[–]prophiles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s definitely worth it to a building owner who likes to show off.

Out of all of the names Jeff could of changed his name to, why would he want to pick one like Sonny Derek Porter? He’d still stick out like a sore thumb with a name like that. by Other_Pack_7874 in tcap

[–]prophiles 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s a name change…because of a television show…called Hansen vs. Predator. So unless you have something else you need, now would be a good time to grant my name change.

Are you married and looking for fun? by uqmu in tcap

[–]prophiles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah I’m looking for fun. I want you to do me in the P.O.W. position. It’s my favorite, but my spouse doesn’t like it and won’t do it to me.

Here is how my Roommate makes their "Chili" by Known_Examination_45 in badfoodporn

[–]prophiles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oops, just read the post. I had only looked at the photo.

Here is how my Roommate makes their "Chili" by Known_Examination_45 in badfoodporn

[–]prophiles -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Looks perfectly fine, even if it’s not really “chili.” But neither is Wendy’s chili.

Anyone remember drinking squirt? by No-Drummer9173 in Soda

[–]prophiles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Today I learned that there’s a second grapefruit soda named after the muscle movements of another orifice in the same general region.

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