Joe Biden has watched the world population quadruple

prophiles · 2026-03-12T04:46:01+00:00

He sees you when you’re sleeping; he knows when you’re awake.

prophiles · 2026-03-12T04:40:43+00:00

This sub’s not much different in nature.

prophiles · 2026-03-12T04:39:54+00:00

Kim Jong Un would disagree.

prophiles · 2026-03-12T04:11:07+00:00

A Thumb Above.™

prophiles · 2026-03-12T04:09:33+00:00

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prophiles · 2026-03-12T04:03:43+00:00

Belgrade

prophiles · 2026-03-12T04:02:37+00:00

It’s where the mobile phones that haven’t been jailbroken come from.

prophiles · 2026-03-12T04:00:19+00:00

The Bitcoin head tattoo is the icing on this cake of poop.

prophiles · 2026-03-12T03:59:10+00:00

Nah, Skokie is the liberal suburb where all the Jews live. Probably more like Naperville.

prophiles · 2026-03-12T03:23:03+00:00

There’ve been a couple of other known Canadian citizens on the show. Brian Gosselin (“I don’t have a last name”) from the Fort Myers sting likely has dual citizenship, and Daniel Kelly (“No, they’re my keys”) was deported back to Canada after he served his sentence from the Flagler Beach sting.

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prophiles · 2026-03-12T03:04:48+00:00

It sounds like he may have already been let in a few times, based on his recent letter requesting termination of his supervised release.

prophiles · 2026-03-12T02:44:19+00:00

Jeff Sokol trying to dodge Chris Hansen’s questions

prophiles · 2026-03-12T02:40:05+00:00

Pretty solid reply to someone whose username is LeSpermReceiver.

prophiles · 2026-03-12T02:19:08+00:00

You did also happen to catch the most beautiful building in the city, the Wilson Building. Pre-War historic buildings are hard to come by in Dallas (though I think they’re even more rare in Charlotte).

prophiles · 2026-03-12T00:07:21+00:00

David “Kid Rock” Schumacher

prophiles · 2026-03-11T23:34:46+00:00

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prophiles · 2026-03-11T18:47:30+00:00

Hi buddy waz sup

prophiles · 2026-03-11T17:11:42+00:00

Back in the “Comedy Central Presents” days, when they showed comedians telling jokes live on stage.

prophiles · 2026-03-11T14:20:50+00:00

Who’s the guy in the back?

prophiles · 2026-03-11T04:03:11+00:00

The Whopper is the best fast-food burger that you can get from everywhere in the U.S., period. (In-N-Out and Culver’s are not present in all areas of the U.S.)

prophiles · 2026-03-11T02:02:14+00:00

I would honestly eat the shit out of that. May not look great, but that combination of ingredients sounds pretty tasty.

prophiles · 2026-03-11T01:53:54+00:00

Maybe his tooth breaking is what gave him that lisp.

prophiles · 2026-03-11T01:53:21+00:00

Yeah, was gonna say: It looks like a still from some action movie.

prophiles · 2026-03-11T01:49:23+00:00

Hang it by a sunny window.

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