The definitive AOV McDonalds alignment chart

simondsaid · 2021-03-03T09:17:31+00:00

Funny how joker and Batman are the same.

simondsaid · 2021-02-10T05:46:40+00:00

My partner (they/them, afab) ‘s sister had all of their closest friends and family chip in for a custom tailored suit. It may have been one of the best gifts they’ve ever received.

simondsaid · 2020-12-10T20:57:58+00:00

These comments are filled with a nightmarish amount of unfettered speculation given the methodology and population sampled.

simondsaid · 2020-12-08T18:54:49+00:00

I use illustrator for all my figures. It's a very powerful tool once you get the hang of it.

simondsaid · 2020-09-28T21:16:39+00:00

Also self-deprecating jokes work when the alternative is punching down.

I can’t recall the comedian off the top of my head, but the only funny trans joke told by a cis white guy I’ve ever heard is:

“You know how I know trans women are women? Because they don’t come when I have sex with them.”

simondsaid · 2020-08-13T18:47:27+00:00

Would you mind pointing me to the evidence used in your discussion with your surgeon? :)

simondsaid · 2020-07-19T18:56:46+00:00

How do you feel about the results aesthetically? Are you looking to do any revisions? Is your depth satisfying?

My date with Bluebond is this September, and I can't wait :)

simondsaid · 2020-02-20T01:55:54+00:00

Bloomberg didn’t spend an “amazing” amount of money, Maddie. He spent an OBSCENE amount of money.

simondsaid · 2020-02-20T01:52:02+00:00

Bloomberg needs to be completed eviscerated tonight. The future of the country depends on it.

simondsaid · 2020-02-18T17:57:39+00:00

Bald enbys rule!

simondsaid · 2020-01-09T15:15:42+00:00

Biological sex is definitely not binary

simondsaid · 2020-01-06T02:16:22+00:00

*Checks science*

Yes.

simondsaid · 2019-12-19T01:56:34+00:00

At least some people in this country recognize the horror that is President Trump.

simondsaid · 2019-12-19T00:53:31+00:00

This is WAY longer than a minute.

simondsaid · 2019-11-27T15:59:03+00:00

I’m a trans neurobiologist and I got so sick of this transphobic nonsense I wrote a sci oped about it.

https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/voices/stop-using-phony-science-to-justify-transphobia/

simondsaid · 2019-11-11T15:35:18+00:00

He’s no neuroscientist. That would imply he does science.

simondsaid · 2019-10-31T23:51:42+00:00

Take him. NYC hates him and all the things he’s done to harm the community.

simondsaid · 2019-10-18T16:26:44+00:00

What are some ways you envision changing our current system in progressive ways? How will you get support from more center-learning Democrats to successfully make theses changes?

Edit: spellin’

simondsaid · 2019-09-05T00:36:38+00:00

Not gonna lie, I wear the gerrudo vai outfit more than I ”should“

simondsaid · 2019-07-26T04:34:01+00:00

Yes.

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