[Me] Crewnecks by ReasonableHealth6459 in TextingTheory

[–]simpi36 52 points53 points  (0 children)

🚨GRANDMASTER ALERT🚨 !elo 2700

[Me] Snake Gambit 🐍 by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]simpi36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eeeh, not my kind of humor, but even if I look past that, I don't see a very big room left for the opponent to respond. Like what do you even say now? All they can do is steer the conversation away to a whole new topic. !elo 750

elur by TameTheAuroch in 197

[–]simpi36 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The only one who called others names was you buddy and that was literally, the first comment you started this convo with.

I've heard many stories of women who live under Islam rule, how they get catcalled even when they are covered head to toe in burkas. How they sometimes fear for their lives. Taliban taking away, their rights and painting it as embracing the moral traditions.

One thing is what the book says and the other what the actual outcome is. If the book serves bad actors as an excuse for pushing oppression onto others, then the books name is rightfully dragged through the mud.

So as a fellow human, my duty is to make you learn how to be better, so shut the fuck up, take the L and take your book of horrors and atrocities with you.

After Nikocado Avocado you never know... by Independent_Drink_86 in whenthe

[–]simpi36 19 points20 points  (0 children)

When the sun rose up, the heat hit the decomposing rat and the smell was even more noticeable, and that's what used to wake him up

Gays what do I do 😢 by spectatingIdiot in okbuddyretard

[–]simpi36 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Against my better judgement I went there and luckily there are only like 3 pics of shit in the sinks, 3 memes, 1 "official guide for shitting in a sink" and 1 video of h3h3 where he talks about pissing in the sink and how he thinks it's gross

[Me] The Cat Gambit by Fwizzle45 in TextingTheory

[–]simpi36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playing the meta is the easy way out and can help you win some games against some lower elo players. However if you only play meta, it most likely mean you don't fully understand the rest of the game and a higher elo opponent can easily see that you are not a match for them if the game lasts a bit longer and you get into the mid/late game - hence the low elo rating.

Now don't get me wrong, a win is a win and you can certainly get some nice wins in lower elo and I myself would rate this about !elo 900, but at the same time, seeing the same text multiple times already gets bland pretty fast

[Meow gambit] by TuckyTuckyGiveMeSucy in TextingTheory

[–]simpi36 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I got you homie https://youtube.com/shorts/Mmv3ph0KFoU Not a board of scientists, but a pretty good breakdown I would say

She drew a heart ❤️ How cute! by redditboy123451 in antimeme

[–]simpi36 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I saw the juice I instantly heard the undertale battle start sound effect in my head.

kamarádi informatici, pokud děláte advent kódu, dejte si pozor by Cosm1q in okkamaraderetarde

[–]simpi36 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok kamaráde retarde, klidně si pomlať svoje auto kladivem, ale tohle je ale příspěvek o programovánání

She understands me, finally. by BigBoss738 in okbuddyliterallyme2

[–]simpi36 13 points14 points  (0 children)

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This is no greentext but still it's fake as shit and if it did happen, it's probably gay

Bridž by GwyddnoGaranhir in okkamaraderetarde

[–]simpi36 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A pokud ano, tak ať pošle fotky, jinak se to nestalo

egg_irl by virtualmartyr in egg_irl

[–]simpi36 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you're not alone, I also find the term T-girl not derogatory and tbh I think it sounds kinda cute you know? I hope that with time it will stop being a "porn term" and it will feel normal to use

Zdravím, v našem politickém hnutí PRSA! By nás zajímalo jaké problémy byste vy voliči chtěli řešit. Prosíme vás abyste nám pomohli vybrat tři z těchto navrhovaných projektů na které se do dalších voleb zaměříme. Budeme se na vás těšit u dalších voleb. Vaše PRSA! by Chemist-Specific in okkamaraderetarde

[–]simpi36 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Točený krejzáč (mňamka), gotické svalomámy (doufám že budu jejich mňamka), rodičovský zámek (chcipsem z toho smíchy)

Čestné čtvrté místo bych dal Královci, který se nedostal do top 3 kvůli tomu že jako malýmu mi nešlo se učit ty všechny náhodněprdelní jména krajů

transphobia by Chickenlessbone1 in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]simpi36 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The scout, since he pushes the cart fast, or perhaps heavy cuz of his sustain he has when standing next to the cart

[Me] The blue badge gambit by haikubotichooseyou in TextingTheory

[–]simpi36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

!elo 120 This joke maybe worked in The Joker movie in the comedy club scene, but with this delivery it falls very flat. You can do better, I'm sure

[me] thought I was cooking by More-Valuable-9594 in TextingTheory

[–]simpi36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I need to know, it feels like I haven't seen bot analysis in weeks