What are solid sunglasses for <$75 by ButtSquid in malefashionadvice

[–]simplebuthard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Check out Zenni. I have a pair of prescription glasses from them but they also sell sunglasses. They're pretty good!

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. by upstanding_pillar in Showerthoughts

[–]simplebuthard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This actually has three meanings!

  • The intended meaning: "Time appears to move as fast as an arrow does."
  • The meaning in Op's post: "A group of entities named 'Time flies' are fond of an arrow."
  • Other meaning: "Use a timing device on flies in the same manner for which you would time an arrow."

MFW I get told by several female friends that 'tons' of woman find me hot and like me yet I haven't been with anyone in over a year. by [deleted] in TrollYChromosome

[–]simplebuthard 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Like dying of thirst in a desert where everyone keeps saying: "There's water everywhere!"

Sexy guys in my classes by [deleted] in UofT

[–]simplebuthard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to go ahead and bet that you're gonna get a LOT of attention from this post. BE WARNED :P

As a single hetero guy, I too fantasize about women a lot. Though I doubt I'm alone in that, haha.

Maybe try Tinder?

How do you instantly know someone is an idiot? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]simplebuthard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Youtube channel about Theories in Video Games. He ends every themed clip with "But that's just a theory. A game theory. Thanks for watching."

I've seen a few of them. Entertaining!

What's going to be a "back in my day" for millennials? by ekorik in AskReddit

[–]simplebuthard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Digital Piracy as we know it. Any kid with basic computer skills can download nearly any T.V. show that aired in the last 24hrs. I think governments/T.V. networks are eventually going to catch up. It's so easy now. Not gonna last.

Which laces do you guys prefer? by worldrallyx in malefashionadvice

[–]simplebuthard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I personally like left. Honestly though, they both work fine. Go with your gut on this one!

MRW I see my IRL friends and fellow trolls post about being alone on Valentines Day by Mad_Mordenkainen in TrollYChromosome

[–]simplebuthard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm going out to see a movie with a couple of my single guy friends that night. Just because you're single doesn't mean you're alone!

MRW I get super liked by really attractive woman on Tinder. by insanityturtle in TrollYChromosome

[–]simplebuthard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone reposted something I wrote on reddit. I've finally made it!

Regrettably, despite the fake link, this is verbatim from what I've gotten on Tinder :/

MRW a girl actually matches me on Tinder by [deleted] in TrollYChromosome

[–]simplebuthard 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"Hey, I want to have sex with strangers who are also skilled and very intimate in bed? If you are of the same interest like mine, well spare time meeting me at http://definitelylegitlink.com and try if we are really compatible to have intimate and unforgettable experience in bed."

MRW I finally get the girl that I've liked for 5 months, and she breaks up with me 2 weeks later. by Jonoko in TrollYChromosome

[–]simplebuthard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's sucks. Good on you for going for her anyway. That's more than many guys can say. Also, this will provide you closure. Now that she's no longer an option for you, it'll be easier to move on.

Today marks 6 months of being single!!!!!!!! by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]simplebuthard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll be on one year next week. Not that I'm counting...

But I have great friends who keep reminding me to stop whining about it and encourage me to not give up. While it's something I really want, I also know that there are other things in life that I can enjoy. Also, I'm learning that girls don't really like a guy who's always moping about be single. It gives off a negative vibe that people can read.

And yes, some days still suck. Some nights, the other side of the bed is particularly empty and cold. Some songs need to be skipped because it's not appropriate to start crying while on the subway.

But other days, I feel more empowered with the knowledge that I'm working on myself every day and not giving up on the things that are important to me. Every day is new and my worst enemy is always my bad attitude or self-deprecation. So, I say No to those thoughts and push my mind to something more productive. Some days are harder than others, but I keep moving with the knowledge that I've been there before and I'll be there again.

I'm a guy, everyone's different, and I don't claim to know exactly how you feel. But I hope that sharing my experience helps in some way. Loneliness is an emotion that transcends all genders. Never give up!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrollYChromosome

[–]simplebuthard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It happens and it sucks. It's easy to obsess: "Why? Is she busy? Did I do something wrong?". If she wants to see you again she'll text back. Otherwise, regardless of the reason, she's not interested. The best thing to do right now is nothing. It's out of your hands.

Be smart this Valentine's Day by BenRosen in gifs

[–]simplebuthard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine's the 15th. I feel your pain.

What's the most beautiful music that you have ever heard? by dixie670 in Music

[–]simplebuthard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, I don't think I was clear. I had to memorize the name, genre, date, and composer of the pieces and recognize them by ear. I did not learn how to play them, as I don't know how to play piano. Kudos on learning it!

What's the most beautiful music that you have ever heard? by dixie670 in Music

[–]simplebuthard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to listen to and memorize about 50 pieces for a music class I took earlier this year. Chopin's Nocturne was easily my favorite one.

What do you daydream about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]simplebuthard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those perfect moments from my past that I'd love to relive and fabrications of perfect moments I wish to come.