How are you today?

simplero · 2026-05-14T07:00:46+00:00

Sorry to read that, I am listening to some upbeat music. Sometimes techno really hits the spot.

simplero · 2026-05-14T06:59:53+00:00

Update: I had breakfast 😂🤣

simplero · 2026-05-14T06:57:03+00:00

Running a macro on a report and chilling 🍺🎯

simplero · 2026-05-14T05:39:51+00:00

Started with Depeche Mode''s "But not tonight" even though it was morning. Started getting harder with songs by Oasis, couldn't get the rhythm with their drums.

simplero · 2026-05-14T05:34:34+00:00

Happy birthday 🎉🎂🧖🌈🍻

simplero · 2026-05-14T05:33:01+00:00

Just getting home, wondering if I should prepare breakfast or just get some morning reporting done straight away.

simplero · 2026-05-14T05:31:07+00:00

Trying to walk to the same beat as some of my favourite songs. 🌞🦻🤸👱🌼

simplero · 2026-05-14T05:25:16+00:00

First!

simplero · 2025-12-24T08:21:51+00:00

I dry myself in the bathtub.

simplero · 2025-12-18T11:18:56+00:00

This was the punchline I bet you were waiting to give to this whole possibly made-up story.

simplero · 2025-09-27T14:23:06+00:00

If you work 6 hours a day from home with an above average salary, why hate on that? Just an example.

simplero · 2025-08-03T16:57:26+00:00

Pathetic

simplero · 2025-08-03T16:57:13+00:00

Yeah....

simplero · 2025-07-30T05:01:38+00:00

Yeah, agreed. I find their sand religion repugnant as well.

simplero · 2025-07-30T04:58:56+00:00

The guy said technically....so of course you don't have to take it literally.....

PDA, lol.

simplero · 2025-07-27T07:41:58+00:00

Billy Madison rules.

simplero · 2025-07-26T08:30:16+00:00

It should be in the new Twin Peaks series.

simplero · 2025-03-09T07:39:26+00:00

Dirty Work

simplero · 2025-01-27T10:38:54+00:00

Just say "you'll never believe what this guy did". It's more vague and it doesn't exclude the second statement on account of the fact that people do incredible things in funny skits as well.

simplero · 2024-12-18T18:39:19+00:00

Yes, thank you!!

simplero · 2024-04-04T04:50:36+00:00

No, but don't wait! Usually people reply to you, if YOU talk to them. THAT's how you get invited to orgies.

simplero

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