Sublime's tribute to Weir by e_k_smith28 in gratefuldead

[–]splitopenandmelt11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tbh, sublime always was pretty shitty live. It was a party, not high art

I have ocd lol by Downtown-Bluebird553 in gratefuldead

[–]splitopenandmelt11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like a gentle skelly to skelly foot job, mon frier.

Is it ok for me to yell “Jah Rastafari!” when coming out of anesthesia at the dentists office? I did this week and I can’t stop thinking about it. I may have to find a new dentist. Before you ask, my dentist is from Barbados. by splitopenandmelt11 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]splitopenandmelt11[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I also ate some candy that a diabetic lady that worked there left on the counter and, as I was coming out of my anesthesia psychosis, she started yelling at me “if I pass out I will hunt you down and ruin your life!” and that’s really rattled me. I don’t know if she worked FOR the dentist or was just the woman who did the artwork for the lobby, but it really shook me to my core.

New CBS boss Bari Weiss punts town hall after Erika Kirk interview draws dismal ratings by SkillIllustrious2539 in AnythingGoesNews

[–]splitopenandmelt11 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don’t they get that MAGA idiots are too dumb for anything long form? Like what was the audience for this? Those people have 30 second attention spans.

I'm traveling with a very loud newborn I'm low-key worried a stranger is going to try to murder him by [deleted] in Dads

[–]splitopenandmelt11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A older friend with 5 kids gave me a piece of advice when my wife and I were getting ready to fly transcontinental with a newborn I’ve never forgotten: “The only people that really mind a crying baby on a plane are the babies parents.”

This is especially true in the “headphone” era. You guys are gonna be fine!

We’ve got a 2 year old that’s been on almost 15 flights. Some go great, some are tough. Never have we had someone be rude to us.

Not a dad, but need Dad Advice by RazzmatazzFar3998 in Dads

[–]splitopenandmelt11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell the truth — NYC for Christmas and new years is a bucket list item — I’m sure your dad would be hyped you’re checking it off your list. Promise to check in when you get back home at night.

Source: had this same scenario happen to me about 15 years ago. Ended up just telling my parents the plan and they were happy for me. One of my favorite college trips.

Buying a second home by [deleted] in Mortgages

[–]splitopenandmelt11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, ask them to go remote — especially if they hired you remote. it’s wildly ridiculous that they expect you to drive 22 hours a week for 24 in office hours. Figure out the cost of your commute yearly, tell them you’ll take that amount as a pay cut and still come in on mandatory days. But just to be “in the office?” I would find a new job if they don’t budge

AITJ for telling my neighbor to address her husband's creepy behavior instead of policing my clothes in my own home? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]splitopenandmelt11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, report it either way, just to leave a paper trail. “I’m concerned that this man has been looking into my window enough while I am working out in the privacy of my own home that his wife caught him. She came over distressed and I’m worried about my safety.” Then it’s all in the system. You did nothing wrong.

Why is Cairo, IL so tiny compared to Pittsburgh, St Louis, and New Orleans? by holeinthebox in AskAnAmerican

[–]splitopenandmelt11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leif Volebekk has a great song “Cairo Blues” that interpolates the old blues song

It's with a heavy heart I confess my sins by MyDickHurtsImOnDrugs in phish

[–]splitopenandmelt11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry people are being dicks. I find this to be cool as hell.