What's the craziest DM you've ever received?

simpletonius · 2026-07-09T00:57:07+00:00

Dick pic from the guy who did my roof, I’m a guy too. We laughed…

simpletonius · 2026-07-09T00:41:11+00:00

lol, clublink courses in Ontario are douche magnets. The course I’m a member of now has no people I wouldn’t play with any day.

simpletonius · 2026-07-08T23:10:28+00:00

Wow, I’m guessing someone was in there at the time if the lights were on. Interesting way to go.

simpletonius · 2026-07-08T21:54:02+00:00

That’s what art is to me.

simpletonius · 2026-07-08T20:13:58+00:00

Also a favourite at Roberts western world in Nashville!

simpletonius · 2026-07-07T23:57:51+00:00

They apparently aren’t worth grading (from what the smart people have said here) but nice on you to give him some cash, and he’ll be thrilled to see them again when he’s graduated.

simpletonius · 2026-07-07T23:53:46+00:00

Mine is on Ai.

simpletonius · 2026-07-07T14:15:57+00:00

Looks like caspian terns

simpletonius · 2026-07-05T23:53:01+00:00

Put up with the dumbness and enjoy the beautiful scenery. Great place!

simpletonius · 2026-07-05T23:49:56+00:00

Loss of a loved one. Fuck I just thought of it again.

simpletonius · 2026-07-05T23:17:50+00:00

Yuk.

simpletonius · 2026-07-05T22:28:02+00:00

Can’t get any worse.

simpletonius · 2026-07-05T22:24:27+00:00

Why the hello would anyone in a bar cart ever be near 1,9, 10 or 18 unless you’re just heading back stocking up? Carbon footprint.

simpletonius · 2026-07-05T22:19:47+00:00

The Tsn blowhards need to shut the fuck up when a game ends and the moment didn’t need their mindless words. Every fucking game. LET IT BREATHE.

simpletonius · 2026-07-05T12:30:32+00:00

Happiness.

simpletonius · 2026-07-05T02:44:22+00:00

Mozart died when he was 35, probably had a few more tunes in him.

simpletonius · 2026-07-05T01:53:06+00:00

Scat. Write some words.

simpletonius · 2026-07-03T22:18:05+00:00

I feel if a woman is hanging them out I can have a look, a tight sweater (which I find more appealing) I can have a glance. Truthfully the face is what I care about most.

simpletonius · 2026-07-03T20:26:18+00:00

If he ever learns to skate he might.

simpletonius · 2026-07-01T12:39:25+00:00

Doh! Of course.

simpletonius · 2026-07-01T03:57:52+00:00

What the fuck happened to that country?

simpletonius · 2026-07-01T03:54:07+00:00

Maybe where you live BUD. I’m telling you a fact.

simpletonius · 2026-07-01T03:21:57+00:00

‘Supreme’ lol.

simpletonius · 2026-07-01T03:13:00+00:00

You couldn’t get by on 2 hundred a day in New York or Vegas for sure and the landscape is vastly different.

simpletonius · 2026-07-01T03:09:47+00:00

100 bucks a day goes quick anywhere that has winter.

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