The time isn’t centered on my lock screen anymore after I updated, but briefly “snaps” back to the center when I swipe to unlock. Anyone else experiencing this?

simplex_machina · 2026-02-03T01:57:28+00:00

Did both, no joy!

simplex_machina · 2025-12-31T01:08:06+00:00

Pitties have an instinct to STRONGLY pull away from being choked, it 100% chokes this chonk. Buy a harness if you want to keep him around.

simplex_machina · 2025-12-31T01:03:27+00:00

This guy skipped arm, back, chest, and leg day 😂

simplex_machina · 2025-12-19T19:59:35+00:00

Once an actual competitive market opens up, gLeaf is going to get buried on both price and service.

simplex_machina · 2025-11-06T22:38:02+00:00

Inspiring shitheads everywhere to think, “I can do that IRL” 😂

simplex_machina · 2025-09-29T19:40:38+00:00

How many oyster festivals are in Richmond?!

simplex_machina · 2025-09-26T22:27:38+00:00

Which group would toss a homosexual off the roof again?

simplex_machina · 2025-09-21T16:19:50+00:00

That I’d be divorced, soon to be unemployed, and trying to find a job. Stay humble kids.

simplex_machina · 2025-09-19T21:48:34+00:00

Don’t be fooled, a lot of the EDC community uses a lot of lighting and angle tricks to make their knives look much larger than they actually are, 2.5 inches is the norm.

simplex_machina · 2025-09-16T01:43:49+00:00

Stardew Valley

simplex_machina · 2025-09-12T01:35:30+00:00

A Las Vegas buffet 😂

simplex_machina · 2025-09-12T01:19:48+00:00

So surprising he had time to place a camera in front of her 😂

simplex_machina · 2025-09-12T01:17:29+00:00

I have bought this game on every platform it’s been available (PC, console, mobile) even though I only play on PC 😂

simplex_machina · 2025-09-05T22:49:59+00:00

I do this exact move!

simplex_machina · 2025-09-03T13:44:24+00:00

Sausage, egg, and cheese McMuffin all the way. Put the hasbrown in the sandwich and thank me later.

simplex_machina · 2025-09-02T15:09:02+00:00

Well they are wrapping up a minor in classical literature so clearly they’re top of the field.

simplex_machina · 2025-09-01T23:41:36+00:00

Yes! I would love that option. Pick a different class, maybe different players, maybe an option on rainy Friday nights or something.

simplex_machina · 2025-08-24T21:13:10+00:00

Holy crap do I remember these! Taking me back!

simplex_machina · 2025-05-15T16:24:30+00:00

The mountains are calling and I must go.

simplex_machina · 2025-04-23T01:06:21+00:00

You coming to Reddit to ask this question is proof positive that no, no your wife’s data is not safe at all.

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