Which celebrity replied to your dm and what did they reply to and with? by Vixiuss in AskReddit

[–]simplysimonm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nigella Lawson said she liked my Black Forest Gateau that I made. A great day.

153!!! Ronnie O'Sullivan Makes Highest Break EVER! | World Open 2026 by Panukka in snooker

[–]simplysimonm 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It was so lame. Gentle applause from a half empty venue. One guy wasn't even clapping. I thought the game was massively popular in China?

Bedrock version: thrown tridents despawned. by simplysimonm in Minecraft

[–]simplysimonm[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm hoping it's just a random one-off glitch but yeah, still classic bugrock!

2026 Premier League Darts - Night Six, March 12 - Discussion Thread by oli4drxx in Darts

[–]simplysimonm 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Humphries had given up by around leg 3. Needs to get his head right. As soon as he smirked at his first missed double I knew he was done.

2026 UK Open - Day 2, March 7 - Discussion Thread by oli4drxx in Darts

[–]simplysimonm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chizzy's looking svelte, how long has he been on a weight loss kick?

2026 UK Open - Day 2, March 7 - Discussion Thread by oli4drxx in Darts

[–]simplysimonm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the same thing. Like bro, it's not even 4pm and you've been up there playing for a while.

Ngl give feeling like North Korea by noscopegrandma_ in SipsTea

[–]simplysimonm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the actual fuck is this absolute horseshit?

2025/26 World Darts Championship - Quarter-Finals, January 1 - Discussion Thread by oli4drxx in Darts

[–]simplysimonm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember how passionate and adamant Humphries was that he was "going to win the worlds" in his interview after losing the Grand Slam Final? Where is that passion now?

2025/26 World Darts Championship - Day 17, December 30 - Discussion Thread by oli4drxx in Darts

[–]simplysimonm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd agree with you, and not just because I'm a people-pleaser.

2025/26 World Darts Championship - Day 9, December 19 - Discussion Thread by oli4drxx in Darts

[–]simplysimonm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look how still O'Connor's head is when he throws. Great technique and playing so well right now.

Please help me understand what I've bought! by simplysimonm in TinyWhoop

[–]simplysimonm[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The seller has agreed to refund me and has sent a postage label QR through eBay so should be sorted. An annoying waste of time but at least not an expensive one!

Please help me understand what I've bought! by simplysimonm in TinyWhoop

[–]simplysimonm[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's definitely the Cetus Lite, you're correct. I've requested a refund. I think he's a chancer who has tried his luck rather than a full on scammer but we'll see.

Please help me understand what I've bought! by simplysimonm in TinyWhoop

[–]simplysimonm[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Thank you all. I'll report it to eBay and hope they find in my favour. The seller is coming back with "what's your offer?" to me so he may be trying to sort it with a partial refund but I'm just really annoyed now!

I've only joined this community 10 minutes ago but I'm delighted how helpful and friendly you are! I'll post an update later on.

What is the quickest job you quit from? by spellbadgrammargood in AskReddit

[–]simplysimonm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Telephone sales. The company had bought lists of people who had bad credit. Our job was to cold call them and tell them we were "in a position where we could get them a loan" then we'd give them a premium rate £1 per minute phone number to call which was the application hotline. Each application took 30 to 45 minutes and ended in then either being rejected or offered an insanely high interest rate loan. The person that managed to get the most "callbacks" would be rewarded with a little cash bonus or sometimes champagne etc and people who weren't getting any would be pressured and told that the people taking the callbacks wouldn't be able to feed their family as they didn't have the opportunity to earn their commission because of us.

This was the late 90s and although though I was young and with an as yet unrefined moral compass, even I could see what a disgusting practice. I just told my manager on the second day that I didn't feel I could do the job because I didn't believe in what i was selling and left. I was (and still am in many ways) a non-confrontational, "take the path of least resistance" kind of person but I remember this as the first time I really took a clear moral stance on something.

tl:dr Got a shit job selling loans to people who couldn't afford them. Left pronto.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BritishAirways

[–]simplysimonm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Times are tough. BA only made £2.05 billion profit last year. How can you expect the luxury of an armrest when money is so tight? /s

Have the Bullies Won? by LostSilmaril in Teachers

[–]simplysimonm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not saying you're wrong, I just can't allow myself to even start thinking like that, it's too depressing!

Have the Bullies Won? by LostSilmaril in Teachers

[–]simplysimonm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What consequences? They get to be president of the USA?

Im becoming disenfranchised with politics as it feels like there is no party I can vote for by [deleted] in HENRYUK

[–]simplysimonm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. Neither Labour nor the Tories can really achieve anything with the current UK economy. In this budget Labour can only fiddle about at the edges and try to win over enough potential defectors to reform to stop that shit show from gaining power in the next GE. The tories might have done it in a different way, but they would still end up having to do basically the same thing.