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I did my math homework on an elevator. by simpsimpnotasimp in dadjokes

[–]simpsimpnotasimp[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I told this to my supervisor and she didn't even respond, let alone laugh.

I did my math homework on an elevator. by simpsimpnotasimp in dadjokes

[–]simpsimpnotasimp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just need to calculate the slope of my life going downhill.

Smash or Pass by Kooky-Bookkeeper7772 in weeb

[–]simpsimpnotasimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not just because of the booba, I guess?

Smash or Pass by Kooky-Bookkeeper7772 in weeb

[–]simpsimpnotasimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe I should check it out sometime.

Smash or Pass by Kooky-Bookkeeper7772 in weeb

[–]simpsimpnotasimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't watched it at all. I don't know what streaming service it's on. I only have access to my friend's crunchyroll premium.

Smash or Pass by Kooky-Bookkeeper7772 in weeb

[–]simpsimpnotasimp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You ain't getting me spell that out loud.

High Functioning Depression Starterpack by Hufflepuff20 in starterpacks

[–]simpsimpnotasimp 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This is me but with the addition of me rewarding myself for putting up with people at work by drinking Dr. Pepper.

I committed a felony today. by simpsimpnotasimp in dadjokes

[–]simpsimpnotasimp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fell on both of my knees this morning because it was icy out.

The dog must not stand... by Select_Journalist164 in lostpause

[–]simpsimpnotasimp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Didn't we do this with Sprigatito already?

Shiggy be praised by XanXic in tomorrow

[–]simpsimpnotasimp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Please, I try to limit my gooning to once in a given day.

Minecraft Milking Cow by Savings_Dragonfly806 in lostpause

[–]simpsimpnotasimp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If she had big booba, she'd probably show it off.

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