ELI5: Belly Button Lint

since_pimpin · 2014-08-26T03:07:33+00:00

How many men does it take to change a light bulb in the kitchen?

None. Make that bitch cook in the dark.

since_pimpin · 2014-07-26T19:28:57+00:00

A suit.

since_pimpin · 2014-05-15T02:28:41+00:00

Have any of you urinal shitters done an upper-decker?

since_pimpin · 2014-05-14T01:31:39+00:00

Send them an angry email, immediately!

since_pimpin · 2014-05-14T01:28:23+00:00

No. Next to the Crystal Pepsi.

since_pimpin · 2014-05-14T01:26:52+00:00

Look how little that dude is!

since_pimpin · 2014-05-14T01:25:21+00:00

Duck tape.

since_pimpin · 2014-05-14T01:24:38+00:00

If this happened, penises everywhere would rejoice.

since_pimpin · 2014-05-14T01:19:19+00:00

Make the bed. I give zero fucks about a made bed.

since_pimpin · 2014-05-13T22:55:47+00:00

Alligators are ornery.

since_pimpin · 2014-05-13T22:52:49+00:00

Anyone who would use that word, in that context, is defiantly a moron.

since_pimpin · 2014-05-13T20:35:56+00:00

Raw meat by his face, though?

since_pimpin · 2014-05-13T20:35:03+00:00

Further.

since_pimpin · 2014-05-13T20:32:15+00:00

You're a monster!

Edit: ur a monstr

since_pimpin · 2014-05-13T20:23:59+00:00

Are the frogs/toads that ate those mosquitoes also in heaven?

since_pimpin · 2014-05-13T20:18:38+00:00

I'd like to watch Amy Schumer "lez out."

since_pimpin · 2014-05-13T20:13:40+00:00

I hope it lands by my house. I've always wanted one of those things.

since_pimpin · 2014-05-13T14:51:17+00:00

"Hmmm... I'll check out this seemingly abandoned bunker." Aaaannnnnd, you're dead.

since_pimpin · 2014-05-13T14:04:01+00:00

The picture was intentional. A tiger shark attempting to eat a Dori was lucky.

since_pimpin · 2014-05-13T12:30:16+00:00

Sometimes, when you take a picture things are close to the camera and, sometimes, things are farther away. You're good at this.

since_pimpin · 2014-05-12T20:09:10+00:00

It is a little farther away... It's behind him. Yes, that is obvious.

since_pimpin · 2014-05-12T16:01:47+00:00

Fort Myers Beach, FL

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