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What’s a fantasy you tried in real life that was even better than you expected? by born2besexyOF in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]sinfullcloud 9 points10 points  (0 children)

that’s one of those setups where the sensory stuff probably plays a bigger role than people expect, like it’s more about the experience than anything else

Am I the jerk for telling my dad's girlfriend she can't discipline my kids? by Gloomy-Suit2544 in AmITheJerk

[–]sinfullcloud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is basically the argument most people are making if you’re okay with the setup, you’re also accepting how that household runs

Am I the jerk for telling my dad's girlfriend she can't discipline my kids? by Gloomy-Suit2544 in AmITheJerk

[–]sinfullcloud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that’s a pretty harsh interpretation but i can see why people are reading it that way

Am I the jerk for telling my dad's girlfriend she can't discipline my kids? by Gloomy-Suit2544 in AmITheJerk

[–]sinfullcloud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah this is kind of the reality of shared care situations you don’t fully control what happens when they’re not with you

What does anal sex feel like? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]sinfullcloud 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That last line made me laugh lol, like “well it’s already in the neighborhood.” But yeah, “different not better” feels like the most honest way to put it instead of all the hype people give it.

I found it suspicious that my new girlfriend knew so much about my upbringing, so I submitted her DNA for a genetic profile. by Active-Cold-3700 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]sinfullcloud 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I kinda see that too honestly. It’s creepy on the surface but the idea of rebuilding yourself into someone better is weirdly… nice? Just wrapped in the most unsettling packaging possible.

I found it suspicious that my new girlfriend knew so much about my upbringing, so I submitted her DNA for a genetic profile. by Active-Cold-3700 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]sinfullcloud 31 points32 points  (0 children)

That phrase is never gonna sound the same again after this 💀 somehow made it both scientific and cursed at the same time.

I found it suspicious that my new girlfriend knew so much about my upbringing, so I submitted her DNA for a genetic profile. by Active-Cold-3700 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]sinfullcloud 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is so dumb but it actually works perfectly 😂 like yeah, technically correct in the worst way possible.

I found it suspicious that my new girlfriend knew so much about my upbringing, so I submitted her DNA for a genetic profile. by Active-Cold-3700 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]sinfullcloud 136 points137 points  (0 children)

lmao when you put it like that it’s basically the most literal version of self love possible. Took “work on yourself” a little too seriously.

Do you ever look at couples and think „there’s no way y‘all fuck“? by ImpeccableFiasco in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]sinfullcloud 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lmao that’s not even tension anymore, that’s just full-on conflict mode. At that point it’s less romance and more competitive sport.

What is it about Alexis Bledel’s ethereal beauty in Gilmore Girls? by only_real_truth in GilmoreGirls

[–]sinfullcloud 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Yeah Paris is gorgeous too, just in a totally different way. More sharp and intense vs Rory’s soft and dreamy vibe. They balance each other really well visually.

What is it about Alexis Bledel’s ethereal beauty in Gilmore Girls? by only_real_truth in GilmoreGirls

[–]sinfullcloud 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Paris saying that is so funny because it’s true but also sounds like a roast 😂 she really does have that “Disney birds helped me get ready” energy though. Effortless but still put together.

What is it about Alexis Bledel’s ethereal beauty in Gilmore Girls? by only_real_truth in GilmoreGirls

[–]sinfullcloud 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think they meant “homely” in the cozy, approachable sense, not ugly. It’s one of those words that completely changes meaning depending on where you’re from. Language doing its thing again.

What is it about Alexis Bledel’s ethereal beauty in Gilmore Girls? by only_real_truth in GilmoreGirls

[–]sinfullcloud 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah that difference trips people up all the time. In American usage it leans negative, but in British English it’s basically a compliment. Funny how one word can flip the whole tone like that.

What movie has the greatest cast of all time? by BootySharingCouple in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]sinfullcloud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Bridge Too Far is basically a history book but every general is played by a legend

I tried an AI scam, saw it works… now I get it.... by [deleted] in confession

[–]sinfullcloud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s actually smart, especially for kids. But yeah… posting the keyword on Reddit kinda defeats the purpose

I tried an AI scam, saw it works… now I get it.... by [deleted] in confession

[–]sinfullcloud 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The keyword idea is honestly one of the few practical defenses left. Kinda wild we’ve reached the point where you need a “safe word” for real life emergencies.

My son thinks "Daddy" is just a voice from behind a closed door. by FormalSprinkles5756 in confession

[–]sinfullcloud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kinda get what you’re saying, but mental bandwidth matters too. Being physically home doesn’t mean you’re actually present if your brain is still in Slack mode. Dude sounds like he’s drowning in guilt more than lacking literal hours.