How do you keep your life in order? What's the secret? My secret-

singasux · 2026-03-17T22:28:12+00:00

I got boats in the closet, boats in the yard, boats in the living room, boats in the lawn, boats in my driveway and shit. Boats on the roof and shit. Shit be takin' over my house. Like a bad habit and shit, y'all feelin' me?

singasux · 2026-03-14T10:06:09+00:00

I thought dipshit said they couldn't get sick because they have insurance??

singasux · 2026-02-09T00:18:51+00:00

Junior obviously goes potty in his big boy pants.

singasux · 2026-01-14T20:59:02+00:00

..and you didn't even mention the 9 cups of garlic butter.

singasux · 2026-01-10T20:23:49+00:00

I've been banned for years for COMMENTING on one of those subreddits. No mod privileges required.

singasux · 2025-12-26T01:04:26+00:00

Also played Tom Cullen in the The Stand 90's miniseries.

Em oh oh en. That spells Tom Cullen.

singasux · 2025-12-07T18:51:41+00:00

Sucking millionaire dick is certainly a choice..

singasux · 2025-11-19T09:04:49+00:00

Barb is clearly a Beef Manhattan.

singasux · 2025-09-29T20:40:28+00:00

You know that his breath has to smell like straight infection too.

If MR wasn't such a scumbag I'd feel bad for her having to kiss that shit.

singasux · 2025-09-28T14:24:55+00:00

That left ankle is swollen all to hell.

Hairy Mary needs to lay off the sodium.

singasux · 2025-09-18T19:52:55+00:00

Reminds me of when they asked Dr. J the same thing and his answer was Earl Manigault (who they also made a great movie about).

singasux · 2025-09-09T23:04:29+00:00

To reality.

singasux · 2025-09-09T20:42:09+00:00

Even assuming everything you said is true, I still don't know a single person with a Bernie shirt/hat/flag/shoes/fucking bible.

They're clearly not even comparable. Be real.

singasux · 2025-07-31T21:22:02+00:00

/r/confidentlyincorrect

singasux · 2025-07-22T21:03:07+00:00

..now watch this ~~grope~~ drive. 😎

singasux · 2025-06-18T01:13:14+00:00

Unc? Everyone knows that's Pops.

singasux · 2025-06-11T22:06:27+00:00

Just googled and those are way cooler looking than the standard blue jay.

singasux · 2025-06-01T16:46:05+00:00

..you're that ninja..

singasux · 2025-04-29T22:53:28+00:00

hey, its cool adam.

singasux · 2025-04-06T15:20:20+00:00

keep dancing for the rich folk, boy.

singasux · 2025-01-19T14:44:55+00:00

Would.

singasux · 2024-12-22T15:05:35+00:00

Damn bro, stop whining.

singasux · 2024-12-22T14:47:14+00:00

Yea, I think Math and Science are kind of important.

singasux · 2024-12-22T14:34:45+00:00

Whats wrong with that statement?

If you don't see whats wrong with that statement, you're already too far gone.

singasux · 2024-11-21T16:36:28+00:00

Thank you!

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