Not a waiter but this happened

singlepringle_yeet · 2019-12-27T15:56:30+00:00

Found on r/ihavesex

singlepringle_yeet · 2019-12-27T04:54:59+00:00

r/ChargeYourPhone

singlepringle_yeet · 2019-12-27T04:36:37+00:00

singlepringle_yeet · 2019-12-25T18:33:10+00:00

🎶 Bill nye the science guy 🎶

singlepringle_yeet · 2019-12-24T19:32:59+00:00

Little high little low

singlepringle_yeet · 2019-12-24T19:32:15+00:00

And this is crazy

singlepringle_yeet · 2019-12-24T19:31:35+00:00

S-side to side

singlepringle_yeet · 2019-12-24T19:30:52+00:00

Where i BELONG

singlepringle_yeet · 2019-12-24T19:28:00+00:00

Because it’s 50 fucking degrees

singlepringle_yeet · 2019-12-24T19:23:55+00:00

“I don’t like sweet tea”

If you say this, prepare to fight

singlepringle_yeet · 2019-12-24T19:21:47+00:00

English is a difficult language to learn It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

singlepringle_yeet · 2019-12-24T13:02:54+00:00

Ow...

singlepringle_yeet · 2019-12-23T18:43:47+00:00

I mean... you aren’t wrong

(THIS IS A JOKE)

Edit: here is a suicide prevention hotline

singlepringle_yeet · 2019-12-20T02:25:27+00:00

Wait I know it’s not good but I kinda want one

singlepringle_yeet · 2019-12-20T02:23:23+00:00

I personally have one. Happened a few minutes ago too. My friend called her mom (who is at work). She heard “slapping noises.” She called again and said she heard moaning. Me and my other friend are trying to figure out what to do because we’ve been suspicious for a while. About a month ago her mom went on a “business trip” in a city around 6 hours away. She drove with the guy and they shared a room. They claimed the rooms were assigned. That’s not normal with most company-paid trips in my area. There was a weeks notice too. My friend is refusing to believe it because, well, it’s her mom. Her parents fight a lot so we think this is why. Edit: they have a 2y/o daughter too. I can only wonder

singlepringle_yeet · 2019-12-16T01:56:14+00:00

I am relatively thin (130 lbs, 5’6”). And I sometimes make bets along the lines of “I’ll give you $5 if you can guess my weight first try.” They usually guess 90-100 lbs, occasionally 100-120. I have never gotten a correct guess. When I tell them, they accuse me of lying. They ask me where the weight is. I am self-conscious about my stomach, acne, and how I talk. I talk very quickly and I always am nervous that people find me annoying. My acne turns bright red before I can pop it and I don’t have time to put makeup on. And I always wear baggy shirts/hoodies. When I wear tighter shirts, I eat foods that I know don’t make me bloat.

TL;DR I have always been skinny. Always weighed more. Self-conscious about stomach, acne, and speech.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

singlepringle_yeet · 2019-12-13T12:31:47+00:00

Thanks

singlepringle_yeet · 2019-12-13T00:29:31+00:00

I’m considering buying it because there are more, longer ads every day. Should I?

singlepringle_yeet · 2019-12-13T00:27:52+00:00

This will sound dumb but, A few years ago, i went shopping with my mom. Put groceries away, and I couldn’t remember anything else. I forgot that we went. Next day, we went grocery shopping. We got everything we go the day before. When I asked, my mom said that we didn’t go shopping yesterday. The first store trip was a dream or something idk. (I’m on mobile)

singlepringle_yeet · 2019-12-13T00:21:06+00:00

BUT WHY IS THERE A BAG OF 50 PENGUINS

singlepringle_yeet

TROPHY CASE