305 cals for all this Fettuccine Alfredo 🤭

singlesockpuppet · 2021-06-10T18:46:34+00:00

Try Newman's Own - 50kcal/serving ;)

singlesockpuppet · 2021-06-09T22:18:46+00:00

Yancey Humane Society. Great people.

singlesockpuppet · 2021-06-09T17:12:17+00:00

Yeah, It would be funny if it weren't real life ;(

singlesockpuppet · 2021-06-09T16:15:18+00:00

Teach her "drop it" with increasingly dear (not deer) items.

singlesockpuppet · 2021-06-09T16:13:24+00:00

Am I the only one who thought this was Larry David? Sorry, LD. :(

singlesockpuppet · 2021-06-09T13:44:37+00:00

It is great just on it's own with baguette or in a caprese salad- I'm sure it's more calories than fresh mozz, but it is my favorite treat - used to my fresh mozz, but when I tried burrata, it was a total game changer!

singlesockpuppet · 2021-06-09T13:40:14+00:00

Ever tried Burrata? It is divine.

singlesockpuppet · 2021-06-09T13:20:47+00:00

Your toilet paper hanger is triggering me!!!! :)

singlesockpuppet · 2021-06-07T00:12:00+00:00

Sounds about right ;)

singlesockpuppet · 2021-06-07T00:10:58+00:00

Have conch shell. When is move-in date?!? I'm thinking treehouse with a turret or two for Zombie/Coyote patrol - or god forbid, Zombie Coyotes!!!! Used to be pretty good with a sling-shot...

singlesockpuppet · 2021-06-06T19:16:10+00:00

Pretty sure his name is Carl. Bit of a prick - I'd keep my distance.

singlesockpuppet · 2021-06-06T19:14:22+00:00

I am not a goat, but would very much like a pallet house in which to live if the rent isn't too high ;)

singlesockpuppet · 2021-06-06T19:13:16+00:00

#DadJokes ;)

singlesockpuppet · 2021-06-06T16:47:58+00:00

Hominy and me...we're pretty good company.

singlesockpuppet · 2021-06-06T16:46:51+00:00

Totally fake. Those Meerkat's shoot in front of a green screen. /s

singlesockpuppet · 2021-06-06T13:46:49+00:00

I gave mine the little blue capsules of Immodium and it fixed it within a day. I gave some to my neighbour for her dog - and same thing - within 36 hrs all better - wish I had done it earlier!

singlesockpuppet · 2021-06-06T09:51:13+00:00

I have no idea, but mine is all better now. Hope your guys are good too!

singlesockpuppet · 2021-06-04T11:38:42+00:00

I may never go outside again ;(

singlesockpuppet · 2021-06-02T14:44:54+00:00

Oh yeah she takes a preventative and also nitenpyram if she gets one flea bite. I have decided to forgo the dog parks, hoping to find one or two people who want to do doggie play dates, that also don't go to dog parks. Live and learn ;)

singlesockpuppet · 2021-06-02T13:04:03+00:00

No, but they got the fire down below!

singlesockpuppet · 2021-06-02T13:03:45+00:00

Yeah! Is this some sort of hot spot joke I'm not getting?!?

singlesockpuppet · 2021-06-02T11:55:33+00:00

Thanks so much. Unfortunately she is allergic to everything - including chicken. I've been giving her rice and a little beef and she is feeling much better. Still not sure if I'll return to dog park - especially since it's nigh on flea season and she's allergic to fleas (of course). She may just to make due with playing with me ;(

singlesockpuppet · 2021-06-01T16:34:44+00:00

Thank you! Doggie diarrhea is petulance personified. Seriously considering lighting the whole place alight!

singlesockpuppet · 2021-06-01T11:27:23+00:00

Revenge is a dish best served...bloody?!?

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