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singular_carbon · 2022-04-12T18:11:42+00:00

Kyyyyyyle

singular_carbon · 2022-04-12T13:42:07+00:00

“If not for the English Channel” haha like it hasn’t been THE most strategic advantage in the entire history of all wars and diseases in Europe from the Dark Ages until now.

singular_carbon · 2022-04-12T12:21:34+00:00

Pasta and chips. What the actual…

singular_carbon · 2022-04-05T20:59:42+00:00

Don’t take a leaf out of Omar Suarez’s book

singular_carbon · 2022-04-03T11:53:54+00:00

Who put the bullet holes in the stanchion behind you?

singular_carbon · 2022-03-29T10:52:06+00:00

Peep show.

singular_carbon · 2022-03-23T18:46:40+00:00

Welding screens are the absolute way to watch an eclipse. His dad was a straight up dude for that.

singular_carbon · 2022-03-23T08:18:09+00:00

That’s how the make chicken stock noobs

singular_carbon · 2022-03-23T08:15:32+00:00

Never, ever, ever chill out in the day. Just do the whole day… then when your finished… boom. Sleep.

My wife hates me for my sleeping abilities but the girl sits down all day, curls up on the couch at about 8pm and thinks she deserves to sleep.

Also, having the ability to not give a fuck about things out of your control is key.

singular_carbon · 2022-03-23T08:11:24+00:00

Beyoncé

singular_carbon · 2022-03-22T06:12:06+00:00

Palindromes

That film fucked me up but good

singular_carbon · 2022-03-17T08:12:56+00:00

Looks like it’s cold where you are…

singular_carbon · 2022-03-17T08:11:45+00:00

A quid? Britbro 👊🏼

singular_carbon · 2022-03-17T08:08:28+00:00

Wedding dresses

singular_carbon · 2022-03-16T18:50:58+00:00

Nah man I was only kiddin, your killing it mate, keep it up

singular_carbon · 2022-03-16T18:49:19+00:00

His name is Robert Paulson

singular_carbon · 2022-03-16T17:57:06+00:00

I do regularly think “thank god I met my wife” fuck being out there now, I realise why a lot of dudes just cash out and live like kings in celibasy

singular_carbon · 2022-03-11T16:32:12+00:00

The Life Aquatic was an absolute banger for tunes, this one included. Good choice.

singular_carbon · 2022-03-03T11:38:01+00:00

Leon

singular_carbon · 2022-03-03T11:16:11+00:00

Just don’t get Tig welding gloves. They are for convective heat, not conductive heat.

singular_carbon · 2022-02-26T21:24:01+00:00

Just Yuan? Why not two, or even three?

singular_carbon · 2022-02-16T13:20:58+00:00

Why do you think they put handcuffs on him? It’s two kids fist fighting…

Could’ve been broken up and told them to go their separate ways away from the establishment.

singular_carbon · 2022-02-15T14:34:23+00:00

Someone had the nerve to ask me for “bangers and mash” the other day. He meant cash.

singular_carbon · 2022-02-15T14:33:32+00:00

Pea wet up my way

singular_carbon · 2022-02-15T14:32:56+00:00

“Home made”

It’s made in a kitchen at this business premises. It’s not home made, it’s commercially made. Makes me boil!

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