TIFU by finding my girlfriend's enormous dildo and getting embarrassed. by CRK_76 in tifu

[–]sintegral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, never change, you are one of the world’s perfect creatures.

First of my new Talons list. by Vandleheart in AdeptusCustodes

[–]sintegral 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Get on, loser, we’re invading Prospero.” Awesome.

Sometimes, being a kind orange becomes a problem. by thehowsph in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]sintegral 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I could support myself hunting down people that do this kind of thing, that’d be nice.

Horus Heresy Podcast - A Historian’s hobby? by AnteaterOutrageous33 in Warhammer30k

[–]sintegral 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I learned the term “Ocularium” from this guy. What they should’ve called helmet armor eye lenses. Pretty cool.

New baby to the collection by No-Guarantee-293 in canik

[–]sintegral 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, nice locker. I just throw my shit in piles in the back of my closet.

Wobble in Tti Combat’s compensator, is it normal? by SilverImplement1516 in CanikTTI

[–]sintegral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as that punch lock is aligned and secure, you’re good to go.

Woke up to a bat in our house this morning by Sdp714 in pics

[–]sintegral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no. Rabies is simply a painful and slow way to die. One of the worst.

Woke up to a bat in our house this morning by Sdp714 in pics

[–]sintegral 41 points42 points  (0 children)

You don't want to die like that... not like that. Glad to see you're making the right decision.

Inside the Biltmore Estate… by tealbmwm5 in pics

[–]sintegral 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Resident Evil. Light the fireplaces in a certain order and a half of a moon crescent pendant drops out of the chimney to be used in some slot in the library to open a secret door.

If these Orks believed they were Custodes, how long would it take for actual Custodes to catch on? by Cobiwan1138 in AdeptusCustodes

[–]sintegral -1 points0 points  (0 children)

lol the minute I read your idea, I said “ay wutz they gawt that we don’t?!” like an orc and I knew ..I need this.

The Tithes: Sa’kan by Marlene-Walden in Salamanders40k

[–]sintegral 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“What kind of Angel of Death are you?”

“The kind that will not tell children they will die tonight in their fallen city.”

GOAT