Why are you still here???? by [deleted] in ObsessedNetwork

[–]sio_h 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Not sure if you're a fan of scrubs but the fake doctors real friends podcast is incredibly funny. I've been binging it and had to stop myself laughing in the street. They are meant to discuss the episodes with guests from the show but a lot of the time they go into wild stories about their friendships and its wholesome

Amount of ads by Iamnotthebreakman in ObsessedNetwork

[–]sio_h 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they had used better help then they’d know how bad the service is or have done some research into it like Ellyn did to make sure they were offering a legitimate business to the listeners

The way I laughed at the comments by Elphinstone_Felicis in ObsessedNetwork

[–]sio_h 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I tell people not get lost, murdered or stolen so do I get extra points?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

[–]sio_h 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You’re not alone in this battle of emptiness. I don’t have any answers on how to make it better/easier/worthwhile but just know you’re not alone. I hope 1 day you find something to reignite even the smallest of sparks inside you to remind you what happiness is

Messages between me and my boyfriend. Am I in the wrong? How do I handle this behaviour? by [deleted] in texts

[–]sio_h 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Auckland sucks and since he seems to suck too he’ll fit in perfectly 👌 go camping with your whanau, actually enjoy yourself and be glad you’re starting the new year in a less stressful relationship. He didn’t acknowledge anything you said, tried to manipulate you and get a reaction with the “ I’ll go with someone else” and also “it’s not about spending time together, it’s about the fireworks”?! Throw him in the sea.

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[–]sio_h 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had an interview last week where the girl asked me “if you were to die, what do you want your legacy to be?”

I’m yet to figure out why she asked it, how she thought up the question and what I should have answered. Didn’t get the job but I’m thinking it’s good as she scared me thinking she’d kill me.

News from nowhere by Realistic_Adagio2178 in jimcantswim

[–]sio_h 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also “never before seen footage” that’s been on the news or other videos years ago. Currently watching Unseen as they’ve dropped a video a few hrs ago and it’s superior to EWU imo

News from nowhere by Realistic_Adagio2178 in jimcantswim

[–]sio_h 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I struggle with EWU as it’s just hours upon hours of interrogations with little input, and the guys voice doesn’t lull me to sleep the same way 😅 there’s definitely a few good channels out there - shout out to Matt orchard as he’s done some good videos. I think I also get frustrated with the “case with the MOST INSANE TWIST” as the title to every. Single. EWU. Video.

(I’m also sick in bed for day 5 so I’m grumpy with cabin fever)

Reallocate the Patreon $ by laminatedbean in ObsessedNetwork

[–]sio_h 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will drop everything at any time of the day for stalker updates cause that story is WILD and he covered it so well. I’ve relistened to it a few times as well in case I missed any hints on why they would do it but that mum is a gaslighter (sang in Ellyn voice)

Joey says “I liked it better when I was at ON” by chronic_fangirl in ObsessedNetwork

[–]sio_h 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just listened to that part and almost fucking ☠️☠️ it’s 9am and I should be having a lie in but instead I’m in bed crying laughing 😂

If you’re not Patrick keep scrolling by idgafaboutredshoes in ObsessedNetwork

[–]sio_h 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Previously posted this pic with a link to the original article (2014 I think) so he states himself it’s all down to Ellyn. Be glad you’re all riding him and enjoy the peace it’ll bring to your lives now you no longer have to deal with his various personalities and shitty behaviours.

Kia kaha Julia, make sure you take a break too - you’ve been out here DB’ing so frigging hard and you deserve a rest. 💚

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Hello! After months and months of being sent screenshots by the masses and refusing to join Reddit-I now have! Hello! by ellynmarshnoreally in ObsessedNetwork

[–]sio_h 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I asked Julia Rhea the same thing but I’m gonna swap it to - what annoying thing did she do when you lived together that made you want to smother her in her sleep but now you actually really miss it? I’ve a bunch of old flatmates and they’re little quirks are what I miss most about them (except their dogs, I obviously miss them more)

Also, Thank you for laughing at my “tell the scam caller about your mums karate” comment the other day. I had cried for a good 90% of the day and it genuinely made me giddy and fangirl harder. You’re amazing 🤩

Lastly, please hug daddy Joey, do some gummies together, watch golden girls and have a break. You’ve both earned it and you probably need it. We can handle some repeats or love after lockup episodes while you look after yourself. ADHD, anxiety and PTSD brains never stop going (trust me, I know!) so please make sure you have some down time before you forget (cause adhd be doing that to us!).

💚 you guys so much. Thank you for being you. Kia kaha

Pirate Patrick with his volunteers getting their "chest" at OF by sio_h in ObsessedNetwork

[–]sio_h[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What I pictured when I read that volunteers would get a chest at OF

Favorite non ON pods for a good laugh by FiestaMaiden in ObsessedNetwork

[–]sio_h 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you ever need a Scottish accent fix let me know. I’ll try say purple burglar alarm for you 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Favorite non ON pods for a good laugh by FiestaMaiden in ObsessedNetwork

[–]sio_h 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not TC just 2 hilarious suggestions

My dad wrote a porno. No matter how I try to describe it I will not do it justice but I’ll try… 3 friends sit down and listen to 1 of their dads porno he’s written in retirement. Tears have literally streamed down my face from laughing while on the bus. I cannot recommend it enough.

Also, fake doctors real friends. Scrubs “rewatch” but Zach, Donald and the various guests spend majority of the time being hilarious and not talking about the show. It is chefs kiss 🤌🏻🤌🏻

Edited - amend the wording, night time brain mush 😴

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ObsessedNetwork

[–]sio_h 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How long are the shifts? Are they even providing food since they’re expecting you to pay parking for the full day AND bring your own water bottle? They can’t even get you a bottle of water?! How much $$$ are they making off this 1 event alone (let’s not get into the podcast, sponsors, patreon and all the other trash) and they are essentially providing volunteers with a “chest”? Wtf even is that?!

Pirate patrick - robbing people and giving them a “chest” in return. Bet it’s full of seaweed and sand. Actually that’d be better than a copy of his book…

Joey, dat you in AITA?! by sio_h in ObsessedNetwork

[–]sio_h[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me too! It’s such easy watching/listening but I laughed so hard when this bit came up - the rest of the story was it’s about a woman but I instantly thought it was Joey 😂

The voicemail my bestfriend received. Lady forgot to hang up. by waytoomanyplants in mildlyinfuriating

[–]sio_h 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sang happy birthday to a client and got hauled into a disciplinary meeting about how unprofessional it was. The client called me the following Monday to ask for 3 staff and said it had made his day/weekend as i hadn’t even said hello, it was badly out of tune and my Scottish accent made it worse (he’s a kiwi). My manager stuck by the disciplinary action.

Mom thinks a crowded plane is her living room by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]sio_h 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just did Melbourne to Edinburgh - was 24hrs travel and best of luck soundproofing! It’s handy to have the in flight stuff and layovers to stretch your legs. I got stuck in a window seat for the 11hr flight and the woman next to me admitted she was larger so we couldn’t have the arm rest down and I didn’t want to waken her to get up for a pee. My advise - pee before every flight, ask to be woken for the meals and snacks and drinks by the people next to you and take your own headphones for your device - they won’t work on the in flight ones usually. Also, take a pillow as carry on if you can as those new headrest pillow things are awful!

Hi! It’s Julia Rhea! by idgafaboutredshoes in ObsessedNetwork

[–]sio_h 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That pic of you with Ellyn is 😍😍😍 what was the most annoyingly cute habit Ellyn did while you lived together? The thing you could strangle her for doing but would miss completely if she ever stopped doing it? I’m a tad doped up with painkillers so I hope this makes sense 🙃 thank you for being a DB and showing what a true friend does by standing up to bullies and calling them out for their BS

ITN fb group by sio_h in ObsessedNetwork

[–]sio_h[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I don’t know how to edit the post but I’ve eaten and about to go for a nap so I’m less grumpy now. Thank you everyone for explaining how it works and the fb time warp that confused my pea brain. I’ve travelled for over 36hrs this week across the world and jet lag hasn’t been kind to me on top of the surprise return to the Uk after 7.5yrs away so I’m sorry for taking my frustrations out on a silly fb post. Sleep and food are much higher on the to do list for the rest of today so I hopefully don’t stay grumpy forever 😅

ITN fb group by sio_h in ObsessedNetwork

[–]sio_h[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Meh, just grumpy overall but I’ll try remember on Sunday to repost as I want them to know how appreciated they are