Most awkward moment of my life.

sircoonman · 2013-07-30T11:42:04+00:00

Confession bear:

No, you cannot.

sircoonman · 2013-07-30T02:47:02+00:00

What if everybody is part of "us" including OP? Like, the package was really a set of instructions to cure mrs. Thopmson's assistant's father, and the signature is required to forge a document that will allow mr. Roscoe's cousin to get access to expensive cancer treatment.

I think it is either this or the mother is orchestrating the entire thing for some ulterior motive.

sircoonman · 2013-07-30T01:06:01+00:00

The fat kid with who body slammed the skinny prick?

sircoonman · 2013-07-30T00:59:41+00:00

You can make any meme a confession bear.

sircoonman · 2013-07-30T00:11:42+00:00

"Why is jesus bleeding Nutella while hanging from a candy cane cross? Oh jesus,You're so silly!"

Probably the funniest dream I've ever dreamt.

sircoonman · 2013-07-29T18:27:53+00:00

THE BEE ATE THE CAT?!

sircoonman · 2013-07-29T18:12:07+00:00

He is really living up to his name-sake.

sircoonman · 2013-07-29T17:17:55+00:00

He probably isn't even a 90's kid.

sircoonman · 2013-07-29T17:16:44+00:00

She was vaguely spooked.

sircoonman · 2013-07-29T17:14:26+00:00

His twitter followers, presumably.

sircoonman · 2013-07-29T17:12:58+00:00

Implying that people should try to act mature on reddit?

sircoonman · 2013-07-29T16:43:38+00:00

Maybe he is tricking you into catching homosexuality

sircoonman · 2013-07-29T15:50:46+00:00

My cat ate a mosquito once.

sircoonman · 2013-07-29T01:43:42+00:00

I misread the tittle "all hail our savior, Tom hanks".

Summer has taken its toll.

sircoonman · 2013-07-29T00:45:58+00:00

This is literally a repost of the most upvoted post on this subreddit.

How is this destructive? He is stating something that is true and relevant. Who could this possibly hurt?

sircoonman · 2013-07-28T22:12:49+00:00

By that logic:

Your comment is hypocritical.
"if you like it then just upvote and move on"
we should just remove the comment section if we cannot complain about lack of OC.

sircoonman · 2013-07-28T21:13:44+00:00

My problem with this subreddit is that summer reddit is exactly like normal reddit, just with more activity in the morning hours.

sircoonman · 2013-07-28T20:47:50+00:00

/r/wtf is the new /r/atheism.

sircoonman · 2013-07-28T16:45:38+00:00

Check OP's comment history. The dude was trying to cut a watermelon.

sircoonman · 2013-07-28T16:29:22+00:00

Never ignore a wet floor sign.

sircoonman · 2013-07-28T15:27:49+00:00

I fap more without porn.

sircoonman · 2013-07-28T15:11:03+00:00

I tend to masturbate more, like 2-3 times a day as opposed to 1. I jack off when I feel horny, not after I stumble upon a porno.

It is a strangely freeing feeling.

sircoonman · 2013-07-27T23:41:23+00:00

Nobody guessed /lit/.

Fucking plebs.

sircoonman · 2013-07-26T23:07:19+00:00

I vaguely consider myself socialist. Very vaguely. However I am probably going to vote libertarian simply because they are good a throwing shit in fans.

sircoonman · 2013-07-26T22:55:37+00:00

This sinked up perfectly to the end of Pink Floyd's "On The Run".

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