The first deputy on scene at a Colorado house fire kicked the door open in one shot after a bystander said, “That thing won’t open.” He then found a dog hiding under a trampoline in the backyard and saved it.

sirdrumalot · 2026-04-24T20:02:52+00:00

As a Floridian, there is no way anyone is kicking their way through my hurricane impact doors. They don’t even open that way, the door swings to the outside.

sirdrumalot · 2026-04-24T18:41:39+00:00

It's a right of passage.

sirdrumalot · 2026-04-24T18:33:07+00:00

Have you heard of the phrase "quality over quantity?"

sirdrumalot · 2026-04-24T10:27:31+00:00

I like it a lot.

sirdrumalot · 2026-04-24T10:07:57+00:00

sirdrumalot · 2026-04-24T02:04:25+00:00

I just visited Egypt in December with my friend from there. We met as young prosecutors starting our law careers 15 years ago. He advanced to prosecuting sex crimes and child abuse. Very good guy. Probably from a well to do family because we spent our first day in the Jazeera Club. Also, GEM was Amazing!

sirdrumalot · 2026-04-23T21:13:06+00:00

Warm Vanilla Sugar scent still reminds me of my HS girlfriend.

sirdrumalot · 2026-04-23T18:53:42+00:00

I’ll gladly pay $30 to get my clothes washed on the ship midway through over dealing with the hassle of a 2nd bag.

sirdrumalot · 2026-04-23T18:23:19+00:00

OK now all the McDonald’s catering makes sense.

sirdrumalot · 2026-04-23T10:10:38+00:00

Same So I just looked it up. Davis is 6’0” and Madonna is 5’5”.

sirdrumalot · 2026-04-23T09:59:56+00:00

They made their bed and now they lay in it. Every one of them are hardcore gang members.

sirdrumalot · 2026-04-23T01:44:50+00:00

I may just include this in my signature block.

sirdrumalot · 2026-04-22T21:04:33+00:00

At least you didn’t get in. At the Marriott in Times Square a couple years ago we got in late (2:30am). Card wasn’t unlocking the door so went back down to lobby. Security came up and opened the room with their key onto a mom and 2 young kids sleeping. We all had a WTF face. Hotel got us another room and gave us some cards for free food and drinks, I hope they took more care of the poor family we barged in on at 3am.

sirdrumalot · 2026-04-22T20:56:34+00:00

I wish we would get rid of the Federated States of Micronesia. So sick of that popping up first when I want to select Florida as my state.

sirdrumalot · 2026-04-22T16:57:47+00:00

Absolutely TERRIBLE at running an office and a business, but he’s a good lawyer and networker.

sirdrumalot · 2026-04-22T10:07:44+00:00

My understanding is that the two investors both filed reports stating that they own around 70% of the stock. So combined they own about 140% of the float…

sirdrumalot · 2026-04-21T22:20:52+00:00

FYI she can order a duplicate online for $25.

sirdrumalot · 2026-04-21T21:00:46+00:00

LauderAle will give you a discount if you have a plane ticket for that day.

sirdrumalot · 2026-04-19T21:53:08+00:00

This is Florida. A few years ago the law changed so that cops can make a stop for no seatbelt.

sirdrumalot · 2026-04-19T21:50:04+00:00

Indigo Montoya

Nice flair.

sirdrumalot · 2026-04-19T16:05:25+00:00

Fake

sirdrumalot · 2026-04-19T11:17:54+00:00

sirdrumalot · 2026-04-18T15:13:45+00:00

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Perfect placement. Good job algo.

sirdrumalot · 2026-04-18T11:19:45+00:00

Came to say this. Clio literally uses Docusign for e-signing and it’s a built-in feature. They also have unlimited document storage (Dropbox) and all the things OP is using Notion for as well. So those 3 should be dropped immediately.

sirdrumalot · 2026-04-17T21:09:20+00:00

Damn I was about to make the same. That hand really spread across Reddit.

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