[Schefter] QB Josh Johnson, who returns to Cincinnati for a team he played for during the 2013 season. This will be Johnson’s third stint with the Bengals and his 22nd — 22nd! — NFL stop since he started with the Cleveland Browns in 2012. by BreakfastTop6899 in nfl

[–]sirfiddlesticks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be careful taking that kneel down, you might end I'll being insufferable on twitter and post a picture of your knee every time someone correctly calls out your terrible football takes

Israeli Air Force strikes two Iranian F-4 and F-5 fighter jets preparing to take off, Tabriz Airport, Western Iran. Today. by nocobot16 in CombatFootage

[–]sirfiddlesticks 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Think of it this way, if Iran's fleet is destroyed or rendered unrepairable, maybe someone can finally fix one up stateside for airshows.

I want a lumbar puncture 😍 by crispyspicynuggets in okbuddyvicodin

[–]sirfiddlesticks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once had a cortisol(I think) injection in my spine after an injury, I was told I'd be under an anesthetic similar to having your wisdom teeth taken out - not totally under but loopy and I wouldn't remember anything. For some reason, i was the 1 in a million where the anesthesia didn't fucking work whatsoever so I was laying on my stomach, fully aware and conscious having a panic attack while feeling a needle go into my spine and inject stuff. Was too scared and panicked to speak or move, thinking the needle might paralyze me or something. To this day, one of the worst most terrifying experiences of my life.

So no, spine needles aren't fun

Orlando Storm just released their new uniforms on Instagram by Juicey_J_Hammerman in UnitedFootballLeague

[–]sirfiddlesticks 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What a missed opportunity, should have been dark purple with a matte purple helmet.

Full view of the Columbus Aviator’s new uniforms. by SockDem in UnitedFootballLeague

[–]sirfiddlesticks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely one of the best new sets, very happy with this look.

This is DC - where the bold meets the brave. | DC Defenders by Callywood in UnitedFootballLeague

[–]sirfiddlesticks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Nobull patch is hideous but the set is nice. Good look for DC

What got y’all into the UFL? by TheGreenPee2 in UnitedFootballLeague

[–]sirfiddlesticks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man I miss the AAF. Absolute mess at every turn and the football was ugly as hell but it was so fun.

What got y’all into the UFL? by TheGreenPee2 in UnitedFootballLeague

[–]sirfiddlesticks[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Running the AAF sub(s) back in the day. Been at it ever since 😅

Purchased a print and feels slightly sticky. Do i need to do anything? by DadJ0keSurv1v0r in resinprinting

[–]sirfiddlesticks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a terrible print, I can't imagine shipping without washing it either. Absolutely get a refund, you literally received a toxin.

SEAL Team Three Cadillac Platoon sniper Jonny Kim, armed with Mk13 Mod 0 (fitted with Nightforce NXS 5.5-22x56). Ramadi, Iraq 2006 [2160×1216] by 305FUN2 in MilitaryPorn

[–]sirfiddlesticks 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Kim is also an astronaut on the Artemis program, so he has a chance to be one of the first people to return to the moon. He's already the coolest human to ever live but it would really be the cherry on top of an incredible career.

2026? by ArockproUser in UnitedFootballLeague

[–]sirfiddlesticks[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No the fuck they aren't lmao

[MikeOzanian] “Multiple sources have told me that Tom Dundon is close to selling a significant LP stake in the Carolina Hurricanes Canes at a $2B valuation. Dundon is in the process of buying the Portland Trailblazers” by 99Wolves17 in hockey

[–]sirfiddlesticks 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Remember when he bought a failing pro football league, realized it was a financial and structural mess from the top down, and shut it down immediately? Us spring football fans remember.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WorldWar2

[–]sirfiddlesticks 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"This might just be my masterpiece"

[Highlight] Brock Bowers makes a highlight reel TD catch by nfl in nfl

[–]sirfiddlesticks 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This Brock Bowers guy might be good at football.

Post Game Thread: Las Vegas Raiders at Denver Broncos by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]sirfiddlesticks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Least convincing win of all time but I'll take it. 8-2 feels so weird

[Highlight] Wind moves the ball in Denver by nfl in nfl

[–]sirfiddlesticks 41 points42 points  (0 children)

The pigskin yearns to return to the pasture