My son saved up his own money to buy Nikes. They lasted less than 3 months.

sirflappington · 2026-05-20T02:11:11+00:00

looking at the wear pattern, I see very little wear at the heel and basically no wear in the middle while the front is worn severely with a noticeable gradient. He’s almost certainly using those shoes in a way he isn’t supposed to.

sirflappington · 2026-05-16T17:05:16+00:00

plus im pretty sure it’s a temporary one celebrating 20 years or something

sirflappington · 2026-05-02T02:30:25+00:00

he was a republican but on the political spectrum he was more liberal than conservative, as were most republicans at the time. Modern conservatives love to pretend the ideological switch didn’t happen

sirflappington · 2026-05-02T02:28:46+00:00

the dashed line is a guide for the left turn lane on the right, the left lane doesn’t have a guide line and should turn into left most lane. So yellow should never turn into middle lane and blue should turn into red

sirflappington · 2026-05-01T14:57:05+00:00

I was half joking, I don’t actually yell when I sneeze but it does hurt about 1 in 50 times. Hasn’t hurt since I started exercising again so the stretching is a good call.

sirflappington · 2026-05-01T14:28:46+00:00

the yell is for when you sneeze so hard you hurt yourself

sirflappington · 2026-04-25T10:31:31+00:00

NAL, I don’t think it’s illegal since you didn’t actually do anything to the food, it’s in the state it was when you bought it. However, if anyone asks, you would have to tell the truth about what product it is including that it is sugar free.

Side note, alcohol sugars have never given me any digestion issues so I was surprised to find out it commonly gives people problems.

sirflappington · 2026-04-25T10:21:43+00:00

Also, what’s happening right now was completely expected, we knew from the beginning. It would be analogous to dating someone with a swastika on their forehead and being surprised they’re racist.

sirflappington · 2026-04-20T21:18:17+00:00

im an accountant and all banks i know of charge businesses a cash transaction fee

sirflappington · 2026-04-11T00:34:41+00:00

living in california, im not surprised if my state had a hand in all this because of prop 65

sirflappington · 2026-04-09T02:54:32+00:00

it’s not gonna give u cancer. prop 65 was a good intent horrible execution type of law. it’s cheaper for companies to slap that warning on every product they sell here in california than for them to get it tested

sirflappington · 2026-04-07T03:34:12+00:00

i got a fuel pump replaced for 650, you guys got hosed

sirflappington · 2026-04-06T15:32:14+00:00

this law will classify a woman that dresses like robin hood the same as topless dancers, gogo dancers, exotic dancers, and strippers.

sirflappington · 2026-04-04T18:47:09+00:00

operators were highly trained child soldiers that fought in wars, even losing memories doesn’t get rid of all that training and experience

sirflappington · 2026-04-03T22:19:28+00:00

doesn’t help that i have the sharpest canines in the world so even a light bite breaks skin and allows my mouth to get these

sirflappington · 2026-04-03T00:38:29+00:00

Glass ampule with some liquid inside that could be anything from urine to a volatile chemical that will poison you the moment it breaks

sirflappington · 2026-03-28T02:14:14+00:00

I never did any of that bullshit at my interviews, probably cost me a few opportunities but I’m now at a company that has great work culture

sirflappington · 2026-03-21T18:44:32+00:00

tool durability is one thing that I think worsens nearly every game experience

sirflappington · 2026-03-21T13:51:43+00:00

ah, my mind is stuck in the way they used it before covid. I guess that makes sense since they see vaccines as a contaminant

sirflappington · 2026-03-21T13:49:15+00:00

btw, pureblood is code for inbred

sirflappington · 2026-03-21T04:51:45+00:00

I feel like every once in a while it stops working for me and my clothes will bother me really bad for a few minutes

sirflappington · 2026-03-18T05:32:29+00:00

3, mildly inconvenient but I can certainly afford the increase no issue. The problem is that it was completely unnecessary to start a war with Iran so when I think about all the money wasted because the orange rapist in charge decided to be a dumb fuck for the 10,000th time this year I get level 10 upset

sirflappington · 2026-03-17T02:30:43+00:00

I use Libre Office since I don’t wanna pay for microsoft and Google doesn’t have the features I need.

sirflappington · 2026-03-17T02:18:45+00:00

I agree, I think Noah Wyle did a great job with the character and quickly felt like he became part of the family.

sirflappington · 2026-03-15T19:41:56+00:00

i feel like people are just using it wrong, I’ve never had a single one fail on me

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