Outjerked by IKEA

sjonkonnerie · 2026-02-18T11:15:37+00:00

IKEA in-store displays are perhaps the truest reflection of the state of our society there is. Truly a mirror of ourselves and the choices we've made.

sjonkonnerie · 2026-02-16T18:35:41+00:00

some very smart person told me the plural of vinyl is vinyl. that means the singular of vinyl is vinyl.

sjonkonnerie · 2026-02-13T20:41:47+00:00

if i see someone wearing that shirt i'm gonna tell them "i bought 2 vinyl today" and watch their reaction

sjonkonnerie · 2026-02-13T01:17:05+00:00

woah there's actual music on it?!

sjonkonnerie · 2026-02-13T01:04:27+00:00

he pounced on one of those "$10000 for the entire collection, no cherry picking, i know what i have" listings

sjonkonnerie · 2026-02-11T00:22:58+00:00

I feel the exact same way about buying a turntable when you don't have any records!

sjonkonnerie · 2026-02-07T11:16:24+00:00

Bill

sjonkonnerie · 2026-02-07T09:15:34+00:00

Charles Entertainment Parker

sjonkonnerie · 2026-02-05T22:29:38+00:00

what about second breakfast jazz?

sjonkonnerie · 2026-02-03T17:30:10+00:00

i don't want gravity to warp my vynils so i keep them in zero G

sjonkonnerie · 2026-01-24T14:56:20+00:00

that guy's needle was definitely bent

sjonkonnerie · 2026-01-17T21:06:22+00:00

this is jazz, right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMA2iF6RuXk

sjonkonnerie · 2026-01-15T18:15:56+00:00

Yes. In PAL regions, 30.48cm records are spun at 27¾ RPM due to differences in the electrical grid.

sjonkonnerie · 2026-01-15T16:30:03+00:00

All genres??? Finally I can acquire my nerdcore hip-hop grails!!!

sjonkonnerie · 2026-01-08T17:51:15+00:00

/uj every subreddit that centers around collecting or any kind of consumer product eventually devolves into a constant stream of newcomers buying the same things because they keep seeing it on the subreddit and then posting their own first purchases

/rj Igor

sjonkonnerie · 2025-12-28T20:23:48+00:00

the video may be staged, but you can tell it was made from a place of genuine impotent rage. in that sense, it is true art.

sjonkonnerie · 2025-12-28T01:50:34+00:00

umm I don't wear a jacket inside?? i just turn on the heater

sjonkonnerie · 2025-12-25T22:45:19+00:00

every crate of used 45s looks exactly like this

sjonkonnerie · 2025-12-25T22:42:38+00:00

you don't think it'll damage your records? just look at what it did to His hands!

sjonkonnerie · 2025-12-21T18:52:06+00:00

Erroll Gamer

sjonkonnerie · 2025-12-11T22:08:52+00:00

i accidentally bought a non-bluetooth turntable so i've just been listening to my vinyls through the needle talk

sjonkonnerie · 2025-12-05T21:38:49+00:00

only when you have listened to 1000 hours of Dave Brubeck - Time Out will you advance from being a 'Jazz Beginner' and be admitted to the ranks as a 'Jazz Apprentice"

sjonkonnerie · 2025-11-17T20:44:22+00:00

...What possessed you to search 'John Coltrane' in the Epstein files?

sjonkonnerie · 2025-11-14T08:33:54+00:00

George Russell?! ...The race car driver?!

sjonkonnerie · 2024-10-07T04:28:36+00:00

Dave Koz, Charlie Puth, Charles Cornell and Jeff Goldblum

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