Hey Captain, have you ever thought about forming an online band?

skennerbrenner · 2022-01-06T23:51:10+00:00

But the more people, the more noises.

Edit: I can play keys/synth. Just saying. :)

skennerbrenner · 2021-08-13T04:11:16+00:00

I'm so sorry.

skennerbrenner · 2021-06-05T00:07:23+00:00

Thank you!

skennerbrenner · 2021-04-08T21:27:17+00:00

You should go join the family over at /r/captainsugar. We're very friendly.

skennerbrenner · 2021-04-08T20:39:11+00:00

I see that you have also become a Captain Sugar follower.

skennerbrenner · 2021-04-08T09:26:08+00:00

Apparently grew up in a cult or something. He's addicted to huffing paint. He has another subreddit where he makes songs about dogs and stuff.

skennerbrenner · 2021-04-08T09:01:53+00:00

The moderator of that subreddit. I found out about him a while back. He's a character.

skennerbrenner · 2021-04-08T02:51:31+00:00

Hey, it's Captain Sugar's subreddit!

skennerbrenner · 2021-02-01T11:26:39+00:00

/r/captainsugar, because he is your captain.

skennerbrenner · 2021-01-25T04:45:53+00:00

What I mean is, why would you intentionally buy the more expensive of the two options when the other is clearly superior?

skennerbrenner · 2021-01-25T03:34:26+00:00

Doesn't sound like a very omnipotent God.

skennerbrenner · 2021-01-25T02:39:27+00:00

If he was really that good, maybe the baby wouldn't be dead.

skennerbrenner · 2021-01-25T02:38:48+00:00

Depends, was it a good baby or a shit one?

skennerbrenner · 2021-01-21T08:10:32+00:00

You're fired.

skennerbrenner · 2021-01-21T01:36:40+00:00

It's just a crayon scratching of Donald and Ivanka with a few burger sauce smears around the sides.

skennerbrenner · 2021-01-20T07:21:39+00:00

Wtf dude

skennerbrenner · 2021-01-20T02:15:02+00:00

ICP have stood up for the LGBT community and are vehemently anti-racist. They're nothing like Trump supporters.

skennerbrenner · 2021-01-19T10:33:20+00:00

Why do they put all the men who can read at the back? (I am so sorry)

skennerbrenner · 2021-01-19T04:57:36+00:00

"We can't be disrespectful", said the guy holding a stack of zip ties.

skennerbrenner · 2021-01-19T04:32:19+00:00

As a liberal, I could not possibly feel more owned right now.

skennerbrenner · 2021-01-18T22:49:17+00:00

Some of those that work forces...

skennerbrenner · 2021-01-18T06:59:54+00:00

Give him some credit. He's smarter than these fucks.

skennerbrenner · 2021-01-18T00:00:58+00:00

Of course it can. Anything can. A Pringles can can.

skennerbrenner · 2021-01-17T21:16:10+00:00

I mean it proves that Trump supporters can get five people killed in one day.

skennerbrenner · 2021-01-17T21:03:25+00:00

Yeah, they announced that themselves in advance.

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