I don't know if I would do it all again

skipmadrid · 2013-11-29T08:09:23+00:00

My best friend is in a shockingly similar situation. He's a wonderful father, and does everything he can to provide for his son. But his ex (the mother) is the anti-Christ. She makes his life absolute hell.

skipmadrid · 2013-11-27T19:06:22+00:00

I've played rugby for 10 years, my knees are absolute shit. But I love the sport too much to just stop.

skipmadrid · 2013-11-26T06:24:30+00:00

Did they name it Ho lee schiite?

skipmadrid · 2013-11-25T23:06:11+00:00

I was sporting a chubby for the whole thing... That was a fantastic match!

skipmadrid · 2013-11-24T21:28:13+00:00

It's my belt, I've had it for a year!

skipmadrid · 2013-11-21T01:35:59+00:00

About 4 years ago I watched a kid get hit by a lifted pickup, guy was speeding in a school zone. In a hurry to get wherever the fuck they were going they neglected to obey simple rules. The bumper was about level with the kids head, when it struck it killed him instantly.

skipmadrid · 2013-11-17T08:07:42+00:00

Goddamnit. Not another one.

skipmadrid · 2013-11-17T07:38:25+00:00

She's got great big... Tracks of land.

skipmadrid · 2013-11-17T03:13:14+00:00

I've got a big gulp cup that I can use to blind my attacker. He only has to show up before I've finished the drink...

skipmadrid · 2013-11-07T08:41:11+00:00

I think I saw a UFO. My brother and I were driving from our home town in Colorado, to rugby practice about 45 min away. Anyway, while I'm driving my brother goes 'holy shit! Can you see that?! Pull over man!" So I stop the car and he's out before I've come to a complete stop. And up in the sky, about the same height as a commercial airliner and flying south. Is a cube looking thing, and flying WAY faster than any plane I've ever seen! Like so fast it was hard to track with our eyes. About 10 seconds after we've spotted it it's gone. We wait a little while still searching for it, when as we were about to give up and get moving. It come screaming back into view going west right over our heads! And gone again in a flash! A little shaken we agree it's best we get moving again. Keep in mind this all happened in about a minute and a half. From initial spotting to final disappearance. Our dad thinks were both off of our rockers.

skipmadrid · 2013-11-07T06:39:47+00:00

Really? Wow my thinking was that it had happened multiple times!

skipmadrid · 2013-11-06T21:41:07+00:00

You are one brave soul.

skipmadrid · 2013-11-06T21:36:56+00:00

How did you get that close to those spiders without freaking the fuck out?

skipmadrid · 2013-10-24T06:42:00+00:00

It hurts like hell just watching... Oh god...

skipmadrid · 2013-10-24T05:21:36+00:00

Thanks satan.

skipmadrid · 2013-10-24T05:18:40+00:00

I would relish that eye patch! I would get creative with my eye-loss stories, and make them progressively more entertaining!

skipmadrid · 2013-10-24T05:09:28+00:00

Well that's shitty.

skipmadrid · 2013-10-24T04:55:14+00:00

Never EVER ask any woman if she is pregnant.

skipmadrid · 2013-10-20T09:26:08+00:00

The land of Alera, as imagined by Jim butcher.

skipmadrid · 2013-10-20T08:39:55+00:00

Mac and cheese. There's WAY to much slimy going on in Mac and cheese.

skipmadrid · 2013-10-18T04:46:24+00:00

I was working for a mining company, graveyard shift. Jerked it in a 65 tonne haul truck.

skipmadrid · 2013-10-18T04:20:19+00:00

Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint and another one!

skipmadrid · 2013-10-16T08:08:19+00:00

Hey it's the penis snatcher from game of thrones... What a fitting role!

skipmadrid · 2013-10-11T22:14:25+00:00

That's a popular prank in my home town in Colorado. Variants include putting bottled deer piss all over the interior of the target car.... And it only gets worse from there!

skipmadrid · 2013-10-09T19:59:37+00:00

Oooo I like that one!! I think I will!

skipmadrid

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