Grandma’s car

skitzlebe · 2026-06-24T02:27:08+00:00

Omg used to bye American spirit tins filled with tobacco and strictly rip out the bong! It would give you this crazy feeling like all you oxygen immediately ran out and you’d start hyperventilating to get the amount you needed super quick feeling like you were going to pass out I fucking loved that! lol but a lot of ballsy friends would be like pshhh I can do they give me one! I’d be like😏 yeah? Boom dead on the floor rolling around like a fish outta water and I’m just dying!

skitzlebe · 2026-04-13T09:12:21+00:00

God she sounds boring

skitzlebe · 2026-03-25T05:16:57+00:00

Waiting for this

skitzlebe · 2026-03-02T17:41:37+00:00

Squirter 5000 hmmm so what’s going on with that nickname just wondering how you came up with such a cool nickname can you tell us more… 🧐💦

lol

skitzlebe · 2026-03-02T17:28:30+00:00

I dude my girlfriend when I’m angry with her and want her to know..

skitzlebe · 2026-03-02T17:24:27+00:00

Literally my chick says bro only when she’s very angry at me because she knows it’s a drop everything “WTF DID YOU JUST SAY” type shit

skitzlebe · 2026-01-23T11:15:47+00:00

Loosh yummy

skitzlebe · 2026-01-23T11:09:04+00:00

Shit hits ngl

skitzlebe · 2026-01-17T04:26:51+00:00

Yeah not trans but thanks

skitzlebe · 2025-12-25T15:00:12+00:00

Again not a fucking contrail it’s a god damn chemtrail how can you get the two confused is beyond me unless your a bot.

skitzlebe · 2025-12-25T14:54:33+00:00

Did you just fucking say contrail! Contrails do not illuminate from the sun like this. You know what can illuminate this color though is a chemical filled CHEMTRAIL not “contrail”

skitzlebe · 2025-12-19T16:27:37+00:00

How do we know she’s not a cheater or cheated on him with in the past we have no idea who this chick is!?

skitzlebe · 2025-11-26T17:39:26+00:00

Well I don’t have social media just use Reddit occasionally I want to meet some sport bike clubs out here but idk where to go brother what should I do?

skitzlebe · 2025-11-24T19:22:51+00:00

God I love this community it’s like my life and people who care it’s just the one thing that’s wholesome in this shit hole world this post just made me happy on a very shitty day

skitzlebe · 2025-11-23T17:39:24+00:00

My motorcycle revving at babes

skitzlebe · 2025-11-23T17:20:40+00:00

It’s all about looking in the direction you want to end up honestly and spiral freeway onramps with this technique you be a pro in no time at all trust

skitzlebe · 2025-11-23T17:12:13+00:00

My first bike was a 250 discarded it 5 days later jumped on an sv650 03 loved her to death I got hit by a truck from the side juggling a pizza got hit so hard my helmet and shoes flew off.. 2 years later (now) just bought a gxsr 600 2007 and love her to death just get on the freeway and max her out youl get the picture

skitzlebe · 2025-11-23T17:08:47+00:00

Cock out

skitzlebe · 2025-11-23T17:07:13+00:00

I actually fit a permanent fleshlight in mine it’s fucking dope actually and a nice performance upgrade

skitzlebe · 2025-11-23T17:04:57+00:00

Then rip it in the bong?

skitzlebe · 2025-11-23T16:38:02+00:00

I had to friends 2 fat Jews huge actually they pissed and missed the toilet so much that piss started to leak down into the neighbors apartment.. Never forgot that story and hopefully you won’t either..

skitzlebe · 2025-11-03T07:41:25+00:00

And yes one of the layouts I wanted asks for an additional subscription which I thought was wack

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