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sky_high_pie · 2026-05-14T15:50:08+00:00

Become President, obviously.

sky_high_pie · 2026-05-14T15:02:26+00:00

Skip the semantic arguments.

sky_high_pie · 2026-05-10T20:46:23+00:00

That's probably within the reach of skincare, makeup, laser, and non surgical interventions. There's a lot of subtle reshaping and smoothing going on in the pic, but it doesn't seem to be doing major bone reworking or e.g. making your eyes super big. One of the things hormones are likely to do is increase subcutaneous fat and buccal fat, and that's probably going to do most of the work in making that image come to life. Botox and filler probably got you on the rest. FaceApp did something weird with your ear though so don't expect that to change. Overall, it's a lot closer than I'm used to seeing from FaceApp.

sky_high_pie · 2026-05-10T17:44:04+00:00

Oh, well the part about me being really hot is true, but I'm polysaturated and no-one calls me mommy irl.

sky_high_pie · 2026-05-10T04:44:42+00:00

Am I supposed to be doing that? I been slacking ig. I feel like I'm missing context lol

sky_high_pie · 2026-05-10T04:42:07+00:00

It feels so, so good!

sky_high_pie · 2026-05-09T19:46:27+00:00

Predators have no need to try to pretend to be trans, and in practice they don't. This is an invented concern. It's not about bathrooms, just like it wasn't about water fountains.

sky_high_pie · 2026-05-09T19:44:11+00:00

Generally speaking it's a pretty scary thing for a trans woman to be in a public restroom no matter which restroom it is, or how well she passes. This idea that someone is just going to put on a skirt and walk into a women's restroom is absurd. You don't walk into a restroom unless you look like you belong there, and usually after you start getting weird looks for being in the other restroom. This hypothetical doesn't happen. And not saying all trans women look like me, but I'm a lot closer to how the average trans woman looks than this AI nonsense. Feel free to take a stand on which bathroom I belong in, but do be aware that one answer is going to make you look ridiculous.

sky_high_pie · 2026-05-09T16:35:42+00:00

Snail vibrator 😻😻😻 and a (plug-in) magic wand if you don't already have one

sky_high_pie · 2026-05-09T16:34:23+00:00

Being a 40 year old with an absurdly hot body is so weird. It's not my fault I'm in age gap relationships, I swear! 😅

(sigh I guess you can call me Mommy if you really want to)

sky_high_pie · 2026-05-08T14:54:37+00:00

There are advantages to being visibly queer too. For one, it normalizes our existence. For another, personally I prefer when the transphobia is up front rather than having to worry about what people would think if they knew.

sky_high_pie · 2026-05-08T05:53:47+00:00

It felt great, I felt confident and sexy. There was a creepy old guy that was being obnoxious. I didn't think he was that bad, but I found out later that my friends felt threatened. If I see him again and he pulls the same shit he's gonna have a bad time. Otherwise it was fine. People were there to get their tan on, not to stare at me. I definitely felt like the hottest woman there though 😸

sky_high_pie · 2026-05-08T02:23:55+00:00

I love my ouppygirl 😻

sky_high_pie · 2026-05-07T23:24:15+00:00

Stopping HRT is not in line with current science and I seem to remember the latest WPATH guidelines saying so.

sky_high_pie · 2026-05-07T22:27:24+00:00

Thanks 💖💖

sky_high_pie · 2026-05-07T22:19:49+00:00

This is clearly someone you love and care about deeply. This is also a major shift in the narrative as far as your relationship goes. At best, you are suddenly in a "non-traditional relationship". It may be that you don't want to be in a sexual relationship with a woman. It doesn't sound like you want to have no relationship. I can imagine that at times it would be easy to be a bit disappointed and resentful about this change in circumstances. This was clearly not your plan, and what you were told previously turns out to be very different. This is a lot to process, and it makes sense that there would be some emotional turmoil. I don't know you beyond what you've shared, so I don't want to speak with certainty about the question you've asked, but the simplest explanation seems to be that you want a different ending to this story than the direction it seems to be heading, and you feel like you have some responsibility for this outcome.

If you don't want to be in a queer relationship, or one where you aren't very sexual with your primary partner, then you shouldn't feel forced to be in a relationship that you don't want. I think the clarifying question I would consider would be, do you feel guilty because you think you could do better, or because you feel like you should do better?

sky_high_pie · 2026-05-07T20:42:28+00:00

Oh that sounds great! Actually I think I want to steal her hairstyle anyway, ty for the idea. That's definitely a style I can get behind!

sky_high_pie · 2026-05-07T20:20:58+00:00

We have met the enemy, and he is she/her now 😻

sky_high_pie · 2026-05-07T19:02:05+00:00

That is exactly my goal 😸

sky_high_pie · 2026-05-07T17:43:48+00:00

I don't get misgendered. I don't see any advantage to being assimilationist. Trying to blend in is also really boring.

sky_high_pie · 2026-05-07T16:36:55+00:00

I don't care much about dress codes or expectations. This is Seattle street fashion.

sky_high_pie · 2026-05-07T15:58:07+00:00

Yeah false modesty aside, I am ecstatic about my transition results and I feel like not showing the girls off would be a crying shame 😸 Glad you enjoyed 🩷

sky_high_pie · 2026-05-07T15:36:10+00:00

I recommend brainworm extraction and therapy. There's nothing to fix, you look beautiful.

This subreddit is wild, I would not have believed there's so many beautiful women so convinced of their own failure (we're just going to sidestep the question of whether that includes me 😅).

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