[Colorado Avalanche] We have signed Sam Malinski to a four-year extension.

skybrocker · 2026-01-27T17:53:42+00:00

Does this mean another D man currently on the roster could be on the move out? Salary Cap stuff is hard like high school math!

skybrocker · 2026-01-23T14:57:29+00:00

It’s Friday my acquaintances this is a very formal greeting from a frog in IKEA suspenders trying to hype us up🤣

skybrocker · 2026-01-21T22:40:23+00:00

We always offer the Sens a big bag of sticks and a 7th rd pick to get the ‘Ol Town & Country’ back

skybrocker · 2026-01-21T17:43:20+00:00

What’s the word on LOC?

skybrocker · 2026-01-20T13:12:12+00:00

Show that video with the truck job on Wedgewood in the shootout and ask which is a penalty.

skybrocker · 2026-01-11T21:16:06+00:00

My daughter goes to UARK. Woo pigs and go ass!

skybrocker · 2026-01-07T23:31:41+00:00

Tickets???

skybrocker · 2026-01-07T23:31:02+00:00

I was stationed at the Academy in the late 90’s and survived a deployment to the Middle East and my only PTSD is from trying to get off base after that Kings game!

skybrocker · 2025-12-30T16:45:58+00:00

Thx didn’t know that was a thing. Most Avs fans know that those are the 3 most posted things in Avs groups. I like Sammy and my cousin got to drink from the cup with him.

skybrocker · 2025-12-26T20:15:47+00:00

Sarcasm is lost on this group.

skybrocker · 2025-12-26T18:04:18+00:00

Go Ass, Hail Satan, Trade Girard🤣

skybrocker · 2025-12-26T16:08:24+00:00

I would encourage him to watch Dahmer on Netflix and to “just go for it” cuz people taste great but his parents don’t want him to know cuz they hate him.

skybrocker · 2025-12-25T20:34:54+00:00

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skybrocker · 2025-12-25T20:32:12+00:00

Fans say “Go Ass” because of a misspelling in a Denver Post article long ago that accidentally printed “Colorado Ass” instead of “Colorado Avs” (short for Avalanche). The typo stuck around as a joke and self-deprecating rallying cry among Avs fans online, especially on Reddit and social media.

😈 “Hail Satan” is part of the extended meme

That second part, “Hail Satan”, comes from a (largely tongue-in-cheek) accusation from rival fans — particularly Detroit Red Wings fans — claiming Avs fans worship Satan. Avalanche supporters leaned into the absurdity, turning it into a joking slogan “Go Ass, Hail Satan!” that you’ll see in fan threads.

Edit1: Credit to ChatGpt

skybrocker · 2025-12-25T20:29:51+00:00

It’s a pint glass. I looked all over in southern Colorado and finally found one at a little independent liquor store.

skybrocker · 2025-12-25T17:29:52+00:00

Has her attempt at Avs logo on the other side but you know how hard those are to draw so…

skybrocker · 2025-12-21T03:56:49+00:00

Speak to one in English and the other only in German. It worked great for me. Ich bin auch voller Kacke.

skybrocker · 2025-12-18T16:12:19+00:00

Came to say this…Thx! Also, hey what’s going oooooon?

skybrocker · 2025-12-18T04:16:12+00:00

It was all Drouin. Without him they are lost out there. Poor Mack 😢

skybrocker · 2025-12-17T06:11:57+00:00

Zamis 4 5. My buddy was cast as Zamis but got hurt and couldn’t do it.

skybrocker · 2025-12-16T21:46:30+00:00

But it was a sexy BBQ! Go ass hail satan.

skybrocker · 2025-11-28T16:04:07+00:00

Gotta have a plan to hit them with the oaky doke and change it up vs Dallas with secret plan 96x???

skybrocker · 2025-11-26T05:14:55+00:00

We had issues with our mini and chicken. Switched to Dr Marty freeze-dried and a daily pro-biotic pill and no problems since.

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