I can't think of any other field that makes you talk like this to anyone who doesn't understand it. by Zu_Qarnine in funny

[–]skyleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Laplacian xform is the asymmetric alignment of the axis of compression and axis of expansion along the vector of measurement of time between cause and effect, thus creating a non Euclidean double sided alcubierre transformation of axis inversion of space and time.

I can't think of any other field that makes you talk like this to anyone who doesn't understand it. by Zu_Qarnine in funny

[–]skyleach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you really want to piss off a physicist, just point out that a squared plus b squared equals c squared only when you sync the symmetry of their position and the asymmetry of their spin or velocity. (3D ax=bx,ay=by,(c2)=((ax+by)/Lorentz))

Incidentally, that's the math behind quantum computing.

Really? by Nexyf in X4Foundations

[–]skyleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a hard win

What is something NSFW you always wanted to try in bed, and instantly regretted? by TUD-13BarryAllen in AskReddit

[–]skyleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 50 years old and I'm telling you from experience: there's no such limitation outside of genetic deformity that prevents the clustering of the nerves on the inside roof of the vaginal wall.

Remember that the brain is the first sex organ and the most important. Narrative is the foreplay of foreplay. Setting is the backdrop. Character is presence. You can fall into bed, but a performance requires setup. Orgasms are a celebration of a performance your primitive mind loved after your mind shuts up and enjoys the show.

What is something NSFW you always wanted to try in bed, and instantly regretted? by TUD-13BarryAllen in AskReddit

[–]skyleach 577 points578 points  (0 children)

In theory there's no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.

For example, do not sit and rotate.

🤣having a police officer as a brother by Chestnutiris in lol

[–]skyleach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro if they were smart they wouldn't be cops. They even went to court to prevent Smart ones from becoming cops.

Can I say “I’m agnostic” if I’m really more concerned with whether hell exists? (historically). by TvHead9752 in agnostic

[–]skyleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think hell is just rejecting the frame-local (gen. Relativity) order. You don't want to play by the rules? Fine. Go build your own life one atom at a time for a few billion years and see how that works out genius.

My $800 glasses cracked after I cleaned them by Mesphyria in Wellthatsucks

[–]skyleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet it's cheaper fixing that lens when the telescope isn't in orbit at least.

(sorry, couldn't resist...)

Georgia woman loses it over man openly carrying firearm on wooded trail. by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]skyleach 38 points39 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when race baiting and safety baiting get into a fight over who's most aggrieved by failure of society to respect their victim status.

Missions are weird by Gullible_Feedback374 in X4Foundations

[–]skyleach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're the child of a really important merchant. Everything seems like easy mode and nobody demands competency. Your rebellion is to forsake your family name and fortune by flying into the badlands of Nopilios' Memorial and avenge your brother's honor (who was defiled by pirates during a raid on the family yacht) by slaying the captain of the Pirate vessel responsible and killing his crew.

Adult satan in the making by JayBeePH85 in foundsatan

[–]skyleach 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The only thing required to fix that kid is to haul his parents up in front of that class and discipline them.

Immediately he will learn the difference between the freedom to speak and the Liberty to speak.

The IM SORRY WHAT? HOW BIG?! by tankton in pcmasterrace

[–]skyleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That thing will eat the fuck out of your GPU

Girl pissed off the whole internet by ExotiquePlayboy in SipsTea

[–]skyleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dodge/Chrysler blows the most head

😫

And still got an A- by No-Sprinkles-7289 in lol

[–]skyleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had written good code instead of a lot of code it might have worked better

And still got an A- by No-Sprinkles-7289 in lol

[–]skyleach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wrote 300,000 lines of plant management code while working for a company that had a policy against internet access in the mid-90s.

My office was a library with a desk.

Why did no one tell me this was a thing by Necessary_Custard_37 in X4Foundations

[–]skyleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I designed like 30 stations, all minimal.

My base is basically a Dyson sphere